While mourning the loss of America’s Sweetheart Gary Coleman, I totally forgot to do a tribute to America’s Romeo: Dennis Hopper.

While mourning the loss of America’s Sweetheart Gary Coleman, I totally forgot to do a tribute to America’s Romeo: Dennis Hopper. Life is so unfair! Who in the world is next in this merciless cycle?! My guess has to be Bret Michaels. His brain is already a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It’s only a matter of time before the rose stabs him in the cerebral cortex and earns him every white-trash tear in America.

XO
-TV CARNAGE

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