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• 08.13.10 12:09 am


If reincarnation is true and Gary Busey is a pomeranian, then what will Star Jonze become?


If reincarnation is true and Gary Busey is a pomeranian, then what will Star Jonze become? My guess is some sort of gelatinous tar creature that some poor bastard stumbles upon and has their soul squeezed out like a tube of old toothpaste…

XO
-TV CARNAGE

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  2. TV CARNAGE: DR. BUSEY
  3. TV CARNAGE: BUSEY’S SAX ON THE BEACH
  4. TV CARNAGE: WHATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT LIFE SUPPORT?
  5. CHRIS FARLEY ON REINCARNATION


Comments
  1. The Teeth says:

    I want to tear out Buseys jaw and have his teeth on my mantel as a trophy. And i aint even shittin yall, these are real deal wishes, and if you dont follow then your missing the point.

  2. Christian says:

    But wouldn’t you only get the bottom set with his jaw? His top set are the real money makers.

  3. muthafutha says:

    powerful stuff. not since ‘silver bullet’ hav I cried so much. the sensitivity, the artistry, comes through that only a great hollywood actor like Mr. Busey can bring.

  4. lee harvey oswald says:

    who the fuck gave busey an animal? and why the fuck is booger his assistant? somehow it really works. THE BEST IN THE BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

  5. Ted Dancin' says:

    OH, MY FOLLOWING!

  6. Ted Dancin' says:

    OH, MY FOLLOWING! :)

  7. breastfriends says:

    Is Busey the new Coleman? I say “yes please”.

  8. His name is Quigly says:

    give some kids a puppy that already has a name, what a dick move Busey.

  9. hong kong phooey says:

    him or rosie is the new coleman. it’ll take place in the thunderdome.

  10. Wut… is this all for real? I’m kind of drunk.

  11. lee harvey oswald says:

    yes it is all real. it’s called QUIGLEY. i believe me and pinky are the only humans on the earth who have had the pleasure to see busey turned into a fluffy dog to save his brothers video game company…

  12. stoops says:

    fuck cthulu.

    the call of busey is my sachmo


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