If you are going to write a book about the art of seduction, give people lessons and brag about having been a stripper, let’s not “stir the pot”. Don’t let us in on the fact that you know you are not exactly a looker because then the illusion becomes delusion.
There is also nothing less sexy than practicing this sort of thing in a sterile convention center with the exceptions of a gynecologist’s office or practicing with a a Band-aide on your arm.

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