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TV Carnage
• 01.07.10 04:26 pm


First: Who doesn’t do your hair?
Second: Why is there a hammer on your stove?

  1. TV CARNAGE: THE BOTTOM LINE IS NICE HAIR! NO MATTER HOW YOU GET IT!
  2. OF COURSE I'LL TOUCH YOUR RANDY BODY!
  3. FRIDAY: 80s HARDCORE + BODY COUNT
  4. 80s HC OPEN FOR BODY COUNT DESPITE BROKEN ARM
  5. HARD STRAIGHT!


Comments
  1. JB says:

    So how does he pay his fucking bills? Does he strip? Does he do ads for protein powder or some shit?

  2. leslie florida says:

    wow. A gay, vampire body builder.

  3. Holy Butt-fucking Shit! says:

    Yep I bet even the gayest gaylord would call him a sissy.

  4. Cadillac Hacksaw says:

    Little Richard on Steroids or the double dipped guy from Milli Vanilli???

  5. kss says:

    you’re scaring me!

  6. HOMO says:

    remember kadeem hardison in that vampire movie? not even considered for an academy award. bullshit!

  7. Kudos says:

    This white guy has definetely taken his tan to the next level.

  8. uh doi says:

    isn’t one of the ingredients to chinese herbal tea, penis?

  9. boy ghost says:

    HOLD THE FUCKING TELEPHONE. WHO DO WE GO TELL!?

  10. rhoda says:

    Goddamnit I had to watch the whole thing just to find the damn hammer! It had nothing to do with his erotic charisma, I swear.

  11. duncan says:

    are those reebok pumps?

  12. Chinchillah says:

    RAVEN! Nice.


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