Sure this is romantic to a fifty year old woman who longs to be erotically fisted once again but for every male out there this turns our dicks into a raisin disguised as a labia.
As a futuristic computer machine would say: Romance, aborted.
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A RAISIN DISGUISED AS A LABIA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! holy fucking shit I just went myself!
What is this guy, in Band of Horses?!?
cream is sexxxxxxxxy
it looks so awkward and anti-sexual, like when your mom rapes you while your dad watches.
“…heh, Boy, that was a close shave…”
Hellrose Place.
It would have been way cooler if that was Keith Hernandez shaving him and saying…
“your beard is weird.”