Posted by
Sam.Metteer
• 10.22.08 12:07 pm


There’s a lot of awesome shit in the garbage in New York City. We found new jackets last night. First, I found a jacket in the garbage. Eugene was jealous. Then, he looked in the same garbage can and found another jacket. I liked his better and he liked mine, so we traded.

There’s a lot of awesome shit in the garbage in New York City. We found new jackets last night. First, I found a jacket in the garbage. Eugene was jealous. Then, he looked in the same garbage can and found another jacket. I liked his better and he liked mine, so we traded.

I couldn’t understand why this was in the garbage.

The jackets weren’t ripped or dirty and they smelled like fresh laundry.

There weren’t any bedbugs, either. I was convinced there would be bedbugs.

All of the buttons were missing from both of the jackets.

The photographer for this fashion shoot totally fucked up. That’s why we look so shitty.



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Comments
  1. Jorge Negro says:

    i can sew dem buttons for you

  2. cracker steve says:

    My favorite are all the chairs and couches that get discarded. Finding them at 4 a.m. on a deserted street when you have a beer in your pocket is like the ultimate gesture of hospitality from a stranger.

  3. srsly says:

    gavin would beg to differ- hed say, Finding a bag of good quality marching powder on a deserted sreet carnage at 4 in the a.m. is like the ultimate gesture of hospitality from a stranger

  4. srsly says:

    something like that but not quite

    hey palmeteer, whose your boyfriend

  5. Monty says:

    I hope those jackets have AIDS.

    God I hate you.

  6. srsly says:

    he probably has it, dont worry

    probably why he left thunder bay, there’s no gay faggits there

  7. 1 Rockaway Beach says:

    I got a story to top all of you. My friend’s brother found a Warhol Marilyn print leaning on a wall next to a dumpster in the meatpacking district (or was it SoHo) in the early 1990s. He took it home and hung it in his room.

    Years later he took it to the foundation who stated it was a true Warhol, but that it would cost 10k to get it authenticated…

  8. srsly says:

    you guys should have your own show

    queer eye for the bumboy

  9. srsly says:

    just what we need another anecdote about some queer who caught aids

  10. botched circumcision says:

    i love dumpster diving you find the most brilliant stuff.

  11. Economy Jiggles says:

    Eugen looks pretty sexy in his new jacket. Put the pants need work! Mr. Culkin, please shave stache.

  12. homeless says:

    when i wanted a new bike my dad took me for a walk on trash day. Its still how I do most of my shopping, mostly for furniture these days.

  13. srsly says:

    @homeless

    yes, for “new” furniture, right

  14. nacirema says:

    you just caught bedbugs.

  15. homeless says:

    new to “me” man.

  16. Rock For Light says:

    this is even less interesting than pushups

  17. srsly says:

    @homeless

    what do you do, giv it up for the right to use some pedos internet account

  18. Matthew says:

    this is even less interesting than pushups

  19. homeless says:

    nah, i just use my iphone.

  20. c'mon says:

    he guy that isn’t pushup ratboy actually looks homeless.

  21. campcore vs wharf says:

    homeless people suck

  22. Arv says:

    Wow, people with money threw away perfectly good stuff? Who would’ve thought…

  23. escher says:

    man i hate that guys hair…what a douche

  24. thunder gay says:

    this has to stop

  25. mark says:

    Do we get to see the photos of your bed-bug bites? Or better yet, push-ups on mushrooms with bed-bug bites.

  26. YELLA says:

    What sort of haircut is ratfinks? I want to cut mine like that.

  27. mom says:

    5 years of tuition $70,000.00

    putting up with kid living at home $ 10,000 yr

    shame of seeing him blow his education on the internet dumpster diving and doing crack

  28. vyvanse says:

    uuunnnggghh eugene…boner city…

  29. cute says:

    Sam, you should blog more, on top of wasted pushups.

  30. JammSt**RR says:

    hey sam how’s the hustling going? you guys look so terrible I pity the scabies that live on you.. they sure lucked into a dump. you guys remind me of that junkie kid who hung out with Bubs and then died. your mother must be so shroud

  31. HamburgerThroat says:

    This is the result of too many drunken push-ups.

    Just kidding.

  32. marcus says:

    all you fucking people wasting time hating on a perfectly good wholesome gay relationship need to chill the fuck out. I thought homosexuality, which naturally comes with aids were not only accepted but applauded in this fair melting pot. the words in your hateful comments are the scabies on my taint, i hate you all, you are all fucking fags.

    peace and love


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