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Gavin
• 08.17.09 11:00 am


Tonight on the Daily Show Baldy McJew will be discussing his new book “I Drink for a Reason.” I’ve read parts of it and it’s fucking funny. Lots of stuff about how stupid religious people are.

Tonight on the Daily Show Baldy McJew will be discussing his new book “I Drink for a Reason.” I’ve read parts of it and it’s fucking funny. Lots of stuff about how stupid religious people are and weird clues where you go to a website and see a cartoon of what he’s talking about.

Here’s 5 facts you didn’t know about David Cross.

1- He has a tattoo of Hitler being spanked on the bum and another of a pig serving you his ribs.

2- His production company is called “Liberal Jew-Run Media.”

3- He once bought a telescope while drunk without realizing it was about 6′ tall and weighs 100 lbs (he is currently trying to donate it to a school because it is way too difficult to figure out).

4- His sister is a lesbian with a deep-seated fear of barf.

5- When he started writing for television, the networks gave him a script as an example of what NOT to do. It was by a then unknown Charlie Kaufman and was called “Depressed Roomies.” After David read it, his response was, “Um, you should make this. It’s great.” I managed to find it online and it is amazing.
Download here.

  1. TGIF – DAVID CROSS DRINK RECIPE
  2. DAVID CROSS ON NIGEL NORRIS
  3. SANZA HANZA PHOTO SHOW IN MONTREAL TONIGHT
  4. STREET CARNAGE ON DAILY SHOW
  5. DON’T FORGET: MONDAY NY CARES BENEFIT FEAT DAVID CROSS+


Comments
  1. Hootie McBoob says:

    Why are you against David Cross? He seems to not like you also? What’s the feud about? Jilted ex-lovers?

  2. UNCLE DADDY says:

    David Cross is comedy gold, baby!

  3. JuCIFER says:

    But Bob Odenkirk is golder…

  4. Interracial Bingo says:

    Hootie are you tripping?

  5. Vane$$a says:

    i think i’m gonna move to hollyweird and get me a job. if cross can do it, so can vane$$a. look out tinseltown cuz here i come!

  6. Mark says:

    jewish people don’t drink they smoke weed

  7. Vane$$a says:

    I’m changing my name to David McStarofdavid.

  8. GARDEZ HORS DE LA PORTeE DES ENFANTS says:

    HA!

    Maynard Keenan, lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle

  9. Hootie McBoob says:

    I like Cross… Huge Mr. Show fan… It’s McInnes whose against him for some reason… I believe they have some sorta feud going… Real Hatfield?McCoy type stuff… and I wanted to get the back story…

  10. Street Boners says:

    You’re tripping man, they don’t have a feud. They’re buddies, the only times I’ve seen anything go on with them is when they had conflicting viewpoints on those stupid politics and pro-guns articles that Gavin writes to be different and get hits.

    Also you may have read that interview where David Cross says his biggest enemy is Gavin, or something to that extent. I think it’s just because Gavin is an opinionated bigot asshole, not because he actually hates Gavin or anything.

  11. Polly says:

    i’d like to cross paths with him

  12. camden says:

    john daily interviewing is borning

  13. murv says:

    jon stewart is cocksicle

  14. Mail a Fart says:

    The daily show humor is like a weak fart!

  15. utit choomuang says:

    weak farts are disappointing

  16. murv says:

    disappointment leads to resolution

  17. mr.meat says:

    Obama will put us in word jail in the future was pretty funny.

  18. vegan jules says:

    Mr. Meat. I dare you to actually kill one of your eaten animals (chicken, cow, pig) instead of paying some sick fuck to do it for you.


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