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TV Carnage
• 04.29.09 11:15 am



Gentlemen take note. When was the last time any woman, ney, anything at all did this when you walked in the door? Nut-huggers and a blousy tops drove/drive women insane! It was the 60′s and vaginae were finally having their go at it with impunity. What drove women with hairy seashells on their heads moist with depravity? A Welsh man no less, making a purring noises while gyrating his hips. His name: Tom Bones. A lad’s lad. A high calorie smoothie, a giant bonbon that these 50 yr old broached out broads wanna devour. Just look at them losing it and wanting to lose it all over again with him.



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Comments
  1. Charlie says:

    The problem with Tom Jones is the fact that girls still love him today – hes about 140 and orange. Not like its a problem for him.
    What happened to cool microphones…

  2. bawdy says:

    what happened period? Everyone looks like 13 year old now

  3. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    This is nothing, what about those Japanese TV shows where they basically have an orgy in front of an all-girl audience and then shoot their wads all over them?

  4. agent mule says:

    call me beckles

  5. reeeeeeeeaally says:

    whoooooo does he think he is?/!


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