Didn’t I see this funny in Mother Jones a couple months ago? I think it was right next to a how-to article on debunking and demonizing the white male hero myth in the hegemonic historical narrative.
I work on the Strand and Ben Franklin’s house is just around the corner. my boss is mildly autistic and likes history and a few weeks ago insisted we all go down to Ben Franklin’s house and do the tour, so my whole department had to go. what followed was a really half assed tour that cost 8 pounds the company didn’t pay for, hosted by some medieval times actress playing the daughter of the landlady of the house, who Ben definitely fucked if I was reading her overblown oratory and gunt quivering right, I’m talking about both the mom and the daughter here.
apparently Ben made some weird glass harp that all the High Society cooze of the day snail trailed their syphilis riddled vagines over to hear him play. so he was arm deep in fanny (british for cunt) and fanny (american for ass) and I mean that figuratively, so I doubt he was literally penis deep in corpse holes? or is the case of the guy getting so much old world pussy he became jaded and started developing guilty sado boners for Piss Mops and Meat Holes dead folk? the tour did start in the basement where they’d excavated a load of skeletons he and the other scientists had “experimented” on but I’m not sure that meant they were fucking them Unicorn guy. from my lengthy penis search on wikipedia it appears he was by all accounts a pretty bootleg member of any of the hellfire club and was just there to spy on them. we did learn factually that the guys wife was dying a slow death and he didn’t go back to visit her which makes him like the Anti-Ray Liotta of the age
Holy jeez, but why?
I heard these are based on fact, in fact the Hell Fire Club was factual.
Didn’t I see this funny in Mother Jones a couple months ago? I think it was right next to a how-to article on debunking and demonizing the white male hero myth in the hegemonic historical narrative.
I work on the Strand and Ben Franklin’s house is just around the corner. my boss is mildly autistic and likes history and a few weeks ago insisted we all go down to Ben Franklin’s house and do the tour, so my whole department had to go. what followed was a really half assed tour that cost 8 pounds the company didn’t pay for, hosted by some medieval times actress playing the daughter of the landlady of the house, who Ben definitely fucked if I was reading her overblown oratory and gunt quivering right, I’m talking about both the mom and the daughter here.
apparently Ben made some weird glass harp that all the High Society cooze of the day snail trailed their syphilis riddled vagines over to hear him play. so he was arm deep in fanny (british for cunt) and fanny (american for ass) and I mean that figuratively, so I doubt he was literally penis deep in corpse holes? or is the case of the guy getting so much old world pussy he became jaded and started developing guilty sado boners for Piss Mops and Meat Holes dead folk? the tour did start in the basement where they’d excavated a load of skeletons he and the other scientists had “experimented” on but I’m not sure that meant they were fucking them Unicorn guy. from my lengthy penis search on wikipedia it appears he was by all accounts a pretty bootleg member of any of the hellfire club and was just there to spy on them. we did learn factually that the guys wife was dying a slow death and he didn’t go back to visit her which makes him like the Anti-Ray Liotta of the age
this makes my molars and vertebrae hurt.
This is really fucking funny and seems to be lampooning boring historical comic like From Hell or Louis Re:y’all.
do you know whats disturbing?
there is so little to look at on the internet im coming here to check the comments to see if anyones written something good.
fuck
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jesus. a mountain of stupidity.
i have a lot in common with buttcunt, as I am doing the exact same thing.