20/20 ran a story about a 22-year-old guy who married a 14-year-old girl, after he knocked her up. The happy couple met when he was 16 and she was 8. She fell for him after he made her smile with his Elmo impersonation. It is pretty damn good. Check it out:

20/20 ran a story about a 22-year-old guy married to a 14-year-old girl, after he knocked her up. The happy couple met when he was 16 and she was 8. She fell for him after he made her smile with his Elmo impersonation. It is pretty damn good. Check it out:

God, white trash people always look so vitamin deficient. Crystal’s baby would probs be better off on formula, because I imagine that her breast milk has the same nutrients and consistency as aerosol-can cheese. Sadly, these two kids couldn’t make it work because Matt got arrested for illegally fucking and marrying a little girl. Crystal, unfortunately, is not the ride-or-die type, and she got pregnant by some other older guy while Matt was in the clinker.

I’m not really one to judge young love, because I think that females are smart enough to make their own choices, and sometimes 14-year-old girls just wanna fuck, too. However, I might be changing my mind on that, seeing as how Crystal isn’t even intelligent enough to put on makeup and look decent for a network television interview. Also, if you’re old enough to have your period, that means you’re too old to still find Elmo hilarious.

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