Posted by
Kyle McInnes
• 06.25.09 06:32 pm 
In a freak occurrence that shocked the nation, Twitter crashed this evening leaving millions of Americans unable to make rude quips to each other about those less fortunate. Nobody knows the cause of the crash as of yet
In a freak occurrence that shocked the nation, Twitter crashed this evening leaving millions of Americans unable to make rude quips to each other about those less fortunate. Nobody knows the cause of the crash as of yet but many skeptics are speculating. We’ll keep you posted on every breaking piece of news. Stay here folks!
UPDATE: Whatever amazing piece of news happened has died down and people are now able to get back on Twitter to talk about it in a very one-sided way.
Now I’ll never get my settlement.
Can’t believe Jacko upstaged Farrah. I wonder if they’re walking through the pearly gates hand in hand, talking about making little Obama angels. Strange forces at work in the universe today.
Don’t be fooled. MJ pulled a Tupac on us and Biggie is planning a party for him right now.
Everyone in the world’s 6 billion people likes at least one Michael Jackson song.
this thread : what happens when you post unrelevant shit.
good thing you have a brother your posts are boring and shit.