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• 11.20.08 11:01 am

Street Carnage

Disney is putting together a film about the world’s most annoying man. CC Insider has a lot of ideas for the role. So do we.
Street Carnage

Disney is putting together a film about the world’s most annoying man. CC Insider has a lot of ideas for the role. So do we.

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Comments
  1. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    Rush Limbaugh or Mario Lopez.

  2. working hard says:

    Puff Daddy. Or Pharell.
    Also Obama.

  3. bloodyknows says:

    dude, vincent d’onofrio should not be on this list.

  4. Chachi and the MS-13s says:

    Cameron Diaz — I hate him.

  5. mr.Wilson says:

    what the fuck is marc bolan doing in there?? one of these is not like the others-n matt groening curated a good atp festival, put the cramps right after the flaming lips & the day after sonic youth

  6. Michael says:

    I too have wondered that until I finally realized that I only enjoy listening to T.Rex after convincing myself that Bolan is not in any way responsible for what I’m hearing. Even then I can only stomach it in brief intervals. I wish someone could reincarnate him just so he could be sentenced to death by way of a quadrillion pubic lice.

  7. you forgot says:

    JOHN LEGUIZAMO! The biggest piece of shit on planet earth.

  8. Nichael says:

    Jay Leno too obvious? How about Jerry Seinfeld? I guess the comedians and musicians need to really distinguish themselves since most figure they need to be obnoxious to get noticed…remember Velvet Revolver? Good.

    How about that “worlds most interesting man” from those dos equis commercials?

    Oh! Howie Man-fuckin-dell. I’ll stop now.

    I’ll second puff daddy.

  9. Nichael says:

    Also, Jack Black redeemed himself on “drunk history” – you know this!

  10. srsly says:

    someone shopped the ‘annoying man’ idea to disney i guess? Quentin tarantino is the most annoying man for sure; and all the people in his movies die because he writes shitty dialogue for them. word.

  11. lol@u says:

    I saw Howie Mandel eating at the fucking breakfast buffet in the hotel in Disneyland, okay I was eating at the breakfast buffet too, and it wasn’t half bad, but shit man, you can’t get room service? Maybe he was in one of those shows there. I guess a guy’s gotta eat, but it was a little weird.

    I nominate that racist asshole from chocolate news. way to step and fetch you ignorant bastard. Quentin Tarrantino is about as annoying as someone can be. Bono’s just too easy. Almost like picking on a retard for being stupid.
    I also nominate Jon Favreau, making himself the star in Swingers and wearing that disgusting red shirt so he would be the focus of every scene. I always thought until a few days ago that Jeremy Piven was Jon Favreau after losing some weight. They are basically the same douchebag.

  12. lol@u says:

    oh and Jim Carrey. I’ve hated him since Living Color.

  13. T-Cell Thompson says:

    Hey, lol@u is back!

    And even more miraculously, it took him a full FIVE lines before he called someone a racist!

    He’s making progress!

  14. Vane$$a says:

    Kurt Cobain if he had lived. Imagine Mr. Hyper-Sensitive going on Oprah as a 41 year old man and thoughtfully confessing to almost killing himself back in ’94.

  15. Jim Goad says:

    Even though I was repeatedly told to stop promoting my awful website, my comrades and I have been discussing this topic for years.

    Click on my uber-faggy pink name to see our nominations.

  16. tommy gun says:

    Puff Daddy is clearly the worst – Way to be eliminated: be forced to be a Wal-Mart greeter in the middle of Oklahoma for rest of his natural born life. He will kill himself.

    some others that I think we can all agree on (i fucking hope):

    Pete Wentz (almost passes diddy, almost) – elimination: Guantanamo Bay, forced to listen to Fall Out Boy at jet engine volume levels during a fatal month long sleep deprivation torture death.

    David Caruso: stabbing.

    Nick Cannon: smothering.

    the whole cast of Entourage: drowning (possible acid bath as an alt).

    Johnny Rotten: hot shot.

    Jerry Seinfeld: throat cancer.

    Sean Hannity (yes, i know its obvious, but its not even his politics, he’s just horribly annoying):

    sword sodomy

    Christiano Ronaldo (scumbag Man U player): AIDS.

    Paul McCartney: serial killer.

  17. lol@u says:

    fuck are you talking about t-cell? where exactly did I call somebody racist before?

  18. T-Cell Thompson says:

    My mistake. It’s “LOL,” aka “Non-Threatening Black Male,” who suffers a neurotic need to call everyone racists within five seconds.

  19. beetlejuice says:

    Nobody holds a candle to Billy Zane.

  20. Beef says:

    D’onofrio’s great. Damn, this is lame.

  21. Interpuss says:

    How about Vane$$a? That’s the most annoying man that I know.

  22. street cloud says:

    puff daddy for sure. what an asshole.

  23. Dr. Warmstone says:

    Hugh Grant

  24. Vane$$a says:

    Seth Rogen

  25. Connoisseur Corkscrewer says:

    Mitch Albom

  26. Eugene O'Neill says:

    Chuck Palahniuk

  27. Mister Special says:

    Tim Robbins

  28. Derwent Graphique says:

    That emasculated boy from Arrested Development and Juno.

  29. Syd Barrett says:

    Ellen Degeneres

  30. Beef says:

    What about Kanye West, everyone in DipSet, Payton and Eli Manning or 98% of the dudes who read this blog?

  31. Herve says:

    The guy next door who’s STILL wearing his Obama t-shirt. Every time he sees me he’s going on and on about how much better he feels since we’ve changed…blah, blah, blah…

  32. Ving says:

    Sinead O’Connor

  33. Bastard Out of Iowa says:

    Edward Norton

  34. Bud Cort says:

    Al Pacino

  35. Showtime!!! says:

    +1 on Piven and his rug.

  36. name says:

    I remember the day when I figured out I hated Nicolas Cage.

  37. Gayboners says:

    Kanye West and his blog
    Diddy and his show
    Piven and that fucking smirk
    That ? Suit Guy From the Commercials
    That meathead bearded guy from Commercials

  38. Beef says:

    Oh, let’s not forget the freecreditreport.com douche and his asshole-face band.

  39. Chuck Berry says:

    Buck Cherry

  40. Gino Dee-Luxe says:

    Garrison Keillor

  41. Fur Burger says:

    Vaclav Havel

  42. French Canoodlin' Cuntrag says:

    Rutger Hauer

  43. Booty Coalition says:

    The Wayans Bros.

  44. Moonshine says:

    Sean Penn

  45. Mike Farmer says:

    Can’t we just agree that all TV pundits need a hatchet in the chest?

    Hepatitis isn’t strong enough if Steven Tyler’s still alive, while we’re at it.

  46. ??? says:

    Denzel Washington… hate that guy.

  47. xnoelle25 says:

    alexa chung. he’s definitely the worst.


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