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• 01.27.12 07:00 am


via djhellondecks. Not a prostitute.


Dear streetboners,
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but I like to make videos.



Dear streetboners,

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but I like to make videos. Below is a video I made of a nice guy who used to skateboard, but now blows dudes for pot. I figured since prostitution, skateboarding, and drugs can all be classified under street and/or carnage and/or boners you might be so polite to watch my video, and if you like it enough post it on your website. Thanks!

—MIKE STROHMAIER

Homepage thumbnail via Instagram djhellondecks. SHE IS NOT A PROSTITUTE.

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Comments
  1. da says:

    you ever suck dick for marijuana – bob saget

  2. Groupie says:

    wow you guys are so awesome especially andrew can i get some dirty talk please?

  3. Mike Lunahan says:

    I dont remember giving that interview for RollerBoarder.

  4. #1holefan says:

    This is offensive to actual drug addicts. For shame.

  5. planned baby rearing says:

    im just glad the above the influence ads kept me safe from the horrors of pot addiction. i would likely be selling my body too if i had not seen the light.

  6. Steve Harvey says:

    I admire the restraint. Seems like it would have been easy to go overboard with the jokes or make this overly long in the hands of a less gifted filmmaker.

  7. Brock Samson says:

    Triple living room hero to tragedy.

  8. That’s the nicest thing anyones ever said about me Steve Harvey… Thank you…

  9. .... says:

    Agree with steve harvey on this one. This concept walked a very fine comedic line, but pulled it off 100%. Well done Mike

  10. Goat Sampson says:

    Cookie got that throat ya’ll, don’t sleep. So I heard… from a friend.

  11. Andrew Mack says:

    Mike is a brilliant man, I have nothing but support for anything he brings to me. Good luck in California Mike.

  12. Immanuel Kunt says:

    sounds like he says “bulk dicks”. Sorry but your cookie’s never gonna crumble, now go be a midnight roller boarder and get high duuude

  13. Drippy Dog Dix And Cum Bubbles Or Something says:

    Labored, with an emphasis on the bored.

  14. Anonymous says:

    ^^^ Sez the guy with the unfunniest and most labored screen name ever concocted.

  15. murf says:

    shut up mike…I’ve said much nicer things about you.

    Anyway, I always look forward to getting a new update that you’ve uploaded a new youtube video mecantbreakdance. Greetings from Michigan 2011 broke my heart and I hope to make a cameo in GFM 2012.

  16. Adam says:

    Nice article…hey everyone http://www.skateboardcrazy.com is back and better then ever.


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