Everybody’s seen Berry Gordy’s futile attempt at moving Motown into the future via a Blaxploitation ninja movie, but has anyone seen it in the past few years? It is WAY shittier than you remember. First of all, let me
While watching Enter the Dragon in real time (okay Berry, we get it), the white people cringe when Bruce kicks a white guy in the nuts. That’s nutism.
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Then this guy shows up wearing Kanye nerd glasses and challenges the whole theater to a fight.
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No problem. These gay meth-heads from Croatia will be happy to kick his ass – NOT (he kills them).
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This is some Jew’s wife who wants to be more famous than Vanity. The portrayal of Jews in this movie makes Shylock look like the Zohan.
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This man is singing about “The rhythm of the night” as his heart beats faster than a hummingbird.
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If I have to fight this gang can I please start with the middle-aged spinster in the back?
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Apparently Berry liked Asians even less than Jews.
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Everybody’s seen Berry Gordy’s futile attempt at moving Motown into the future via a Blaxploitation ninja movie, but has anyone seen it in the past few years? It is WAY shittier than you remember. First of all, let me get this straight, you can’t go see a movie or walk down the street without a gang of Cyndi Lauper extras challenging the entire place to a fight? Wouldn’t they at least be covered in scratches and bruises?
The acting in this movie goes way beyond unusual. Berry was hoping this elongated pop video would help catapult DeBarge into Michael Jackson status but he forgot the part where DeBarge was out of his mind on crack. Vanity was also higher than a Georgia pine during this movie and no place is this more evident than her insane dancing. Check out these nuclear gay moves. Have you ever been that high?
Note to Samuel Jackson, RZA, Berry’s son and everyone else involved in the remake: Make sure the set is a crack-free zone.
This movie is why I have a second-degree black belt.
Kiss my converse, Gav.
i need to see this shit again as soon as possible – nuclear gay moves indeed.
^ Of course you do. Gavin just told you to.
You mis-spelled “filled” as “free”.
have you ever tried to karate chop an arrow in mid flight? my brother would shoot a plastic ones in the yard while i tried slapping them down. you’re so far off it’s ridiculous. you feel so dumb. and catching bullets with your teeth is like twice as hard.
I make a point to watch this movie at least once a year. WHOOOOOOOOSE THE MASTER?!? SHO NUFF!!!
It would be fun as fuck to be high as fuck with hot-as-fuck Vanity (circa this movie) while she, jokingly, recreated this scene, sans clothes, in my bedroom after we’ve fucked the daylights out of each other on a rainy Tuesday afternoon.
Vanity was my nut fantasy between 13-15
classic movie, vanity is delicioso coco helado
“You mis-spelled “filled” as “free”.”
You misspelled “misspelled.”
Jesus Christ, you’re deleting comments when people say they’ve never even heard of that movie? Sensitive much?
uh no gavin
uh no
The casting, costumes and set design were fucking superb.
i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the backround dancers in 80′s movie discotech scenes………… backround dancers are FUCKING unbelievable
Vanity does those same contortions for Jesus now. Shame that.
You’ve got that GLOW!!!!!!! Motherfuck my face.
It’s The Last Dragon. Enter the Dragon was the Bruce Lee movie.