Lan-ce Kil-by is some college kid from the South who is addicted to Adderall. That means sending a hundred emails a day is easier than not doing so. It also means anybody

Lan-ce Kil-by is some college kid from the South who is addicted to Adderall. That means sending a hundred emails a day is easier than not doing so. It also means anybody who knows him gets their Inbox painted with long stripes of Lan-ce Kil-by, Lan-ce Kil-by, Lan-ce Kil-by. Here’s a tiny dose of what it’s like to (not even) know the guy…

Hey,
today is my birthday, yay.
You think you could send me some of those
stickers yous guys be talking bout on that webpage
yous guys be doing?
It would make it the bestest birthday ever. yay
42 cents / / / / / // come off it.
QUESTION: Are you going to run that dieslaughterhaus thing I did?
I ain’ta rushin’ just curious is all.

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I don’t know the definition of selling out
or what its all but I think
I’ve found a definite example. http://www.curiouspictures.com/commercials/directors_fogel.html
If you start at the beginning of the article you
see that he created . . . Mutilator: Hero Of the Wasteland, a film which one professor sighted as being “inappropriate due to its violent content.”
and then by the end of the article you see . . . Eric is working out of Curious Pictures, NYC, where he is directing his second Barbie, My Scene movie for Mattel.
I would say clear cut example!

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i THINK i jumped the gun on this eric character. He probably has
a daughter. And to be the daddy hero he took the barbie job.
What a fucking nice guy.
PS-I sent this video to you through youtube but I don’t know
if you gets those shits because so many people might send you
shit. But this is that flackblag interview uncutt
ITS the most entaining thing I’ve seen on youtube in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2Z-QmRqrg

and part two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3IcINWwj8w&feature=related

Later

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I don’t know the definition of irony
or what its all bout’ but I think
I’ve found a definite example.
The band Aversion http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=6747
If you look at the bottom of the webpage you
see that there last albums name was Fall from Grace.
If you want to hear what they what they sound like

I would say clear cut example!

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do you think this would be street carnage worthy?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html

my favorite line from the report states:
The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera as
Owen continued to rub her vagina and smoke her cigarette.

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oh yeah, feel free to add the word smear-hole to your
vocabulary.
I was prit-tea proud about coming up with that one.

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I’m at williams st. and the tim and eric guys are here
and that seth green guy(4foot 2)

I don’t know the rules about snappin photos here
but do you want me to go ask and
get a shot of
them?

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NEVERMIND, my supervisor just now told to
not even ask, Ha, I already put the word in
for another intern to do the asking for me.
Great fun ’round here

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well they shit-canned me at cartoon network. I was only there for 9 days/twoweeks
and on the 10 day I got fired from a non paying internship gig. Incredible, I wonder if I
scored a new record. Don’t worry I didn’t piss off any of the adult swim people.
I had a job called On-air promotions and the target market was for kids 9-14 working
on shows like starwars and batman. The girl called me in to a meeting and said
“It’s just not working out” and then HR asked me to turn in my badge just like in the
cop movies, ha. I don’t know what went wrong, I get the feeling that my supervisor was a
young girl and needed practice in firing people, or maybe it’s the fact that an assignment
I was giving a month to do, I did in two days, maybe I made her look bad, don’t know.
PErsonality conflicts maybe,

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Hey, my friend works for Delta and asked me if
I wanted to go to New York tomorrow for the day.
I think she’s got the itch and just wants to get the
hell out of town.
I’m not sure I want to go.
Would you want to meet up and get a beer somewhere
tomorrow?
Let me know, I must make the decision to stay or go
by tonight.
If ya don’t want to meet up I understand; do you recommend any cool places to go?
This girl just knows about shopping and art and I don’t think
I’m down for either of that.

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old boy

: i noticed my camera is fucked
ha
h ah a
a ha
fa
I’ll call KLYE and get the gist on yalll s computer geneterated
maganatone. . ..

I envisision it as big as fukck and tell s us what to do
ha a ah ah

just joking
but he said some shit about the blog0spher
I get get it figured out !!!!!
ACTUALLY I NEED rules
boundarys, guidlines
so I’ll
KNOWE<
ya
KNOW
FUCK
I
NEED
THE
‘RULES
NIGGA

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the religious piece I did.. .
Please give me 3 reasons why not to print it
or at least 2
TOOO ME that’s . . .. . . ..
a werewolf on acid. . . . . .
is it an ethic deilma ?

I think the kids that read street carnage
don’t know about the Jones town massacre
and that’s mainly the force
behind why I typed that shit up!

The kids need to hear that shit
ya know!

PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I’m a paranoid yokel so if I ever
bother you, or I’m in any circumstance
of getting fired from you guys
or I piss you offf!
Just let me know so I can FIX it.

Somebody on one of my post said
stick to what your good at!

And I’m good at burning bridges
so let me know IF I ever get
on you guys nerveris
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ha, I’ve got funny story for you on that one.
When the doctors read my scene report that
cut me off from it.
They told me I could get it prescribed by another
doctor and they would recommend me for it,
but they couldn’t prescribe it to me any more.

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