Days out in Iraq really gets me in the dump until I actually take one.
Yes, he spelled that as “reinlistment” papers.
Days out in Iraq really gets me in the dump until I actually take one. It’s always nice to see a little motivation as I walk in the porter shitter to read all the wonderful shit Marines, soldiers, sailors, and the airmen must let us know about. You read such things as who’s the harderst (gayest) branch of service, who’s got the sluttiest chicks, how much they hate their own branch of service, how well they can draw certain parts of the human anatomy, and overall reassure everyone who bothers to read any of it that the recruiters of this country get the best and brightest to sign up.
In all seriousness, these guys make the people who write anonymous internet comments off of THIS site look like Rhodes Scholars. Can we bring back a draft, please?
“Who the fuck is Chuck Norris? I keep reading about him.”
God Bless our men and women in the armed forces, and always respect Xenu.
Yea! Peepee Hands!
I keep reading about him too.
Still, it’s better than most installations that I’ve seen
I remember reading one that was like
He who writes on bathroom walls
rolls his shit into little balls
And he who reads this poem of wit
eats those little balls of shit
lord oh lord why does there have to be a 4chan meme about ninjas written on the walls?
hah, why cant they draw boobs