Comments on: THE IMPLICATIONS OF MORNING WOOD http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/ STREET CARNAGE Sat, 26 May 2012 07:36:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: newbiedude http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48298 newbiedude Fri, 16 Sep 2011 23:45:48 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48298 I totally found this hilariously well-said. Guys talk about their dicks....a lot! If you don't like it, move on and discuss curtains or fashion or whatever floats your boat. Leave this guy alone. He made my day. It's great knowing all of us NORMAL guys all relate and have the same struggles with----our dicks. I totally found this hilariously well-said. Guys talk about their dicks….a lot! If you don’t like it, move on and discuss curtains or fashion or whatever floats your boat. Leave this guy alone. He made my day. It’s great knowing all of us NORMAL guys all relate and have the same struggles with—-our dicks.

]]> By: the brown note http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48297 the brown note Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:03:00 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48297 i didn't even bother to read this shit. morning wood? like anything else in life, sometimes it's good, sometimes it just gets in the way. i didn’t even bother to read this shit. morning wood? like anything else in life, sometimes it’s good, sometimes it just gets in the way.

]]> By: Daz76 http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48296 Daz76 Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:51:42 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48296 All the women I know are totally irrational in a really slutty way when it comes down to morning wood so I'm cool. I'm more like, "Morning, would you please pass the BJ?". All the women I know are totally irrational in a really slutty way when it comes down to morning wood so I’m cool. I’m more like, “Morning, would you please pass the BJ?”.

]]> By: um... http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48295 um... Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:26:47 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48295 "More than one girlfriend has told me that because I’m a man, I have absolutely no control over my sexual impulses." Also, that's very sexist thing to say. I think some people try to compensate for the vast amount of sexism targeted at females by attacking the entire opposite sex. How is that "empowering" to women? It just reinforces the stereotype that we are "irrational." Thanks, Aristotle, you asshole. “More than one girlfriend has told me that because I’m a man, I have absolutely no control over my sexual impulses.”
Also, that’s very sexist thing to say. I think some people try to compensate for the vast amount of sexism targeted at females by attacking the entire opposite sex. How is that “empowering” to women? It just reinforces the stereotype that we are “irrational.” Thanks, Aristotle, you asshole.

]]> By: um... http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48294 um... Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:22:59 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48294 To be honest, I was becoming dissapointed in the lack of quality material on Street Carnage. This post is such a relief, Goad. When you don't go on about how Jews do better on tests and assume this means they are genetically superior, you make my heart smile. PS I guess it's because of all the machismo in your writing, but I didn't expect that you shave your balls. Pubes don't get in the way of blowjobs and there is nothing wrong with a man having hair on his fucking body. Also, when you shave, the hair just becomes spiky and unpleasant. That said, you are sexy (and so is your wife!). To be honest, I was becoming dissapointed in the lack of quality material on Street Carnage. This post is such a relief, Goad. When you don’t go on about how Jews do better on tests and assume this means they are genetically superior, you make my heart smile.
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I guess it’s because of all the machismo in your writing, but I didn’t expect that you shave your balls. Pubes don’t get in the way of blowjobs and there is nothing wrong with a man having hair on his fucking body. Also, when you shave, the hair just becomes spiky and unpleasant. That said, you are sexy (and so is your wife!).

]]> By: srsly http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48293 srsly Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:01:54 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48293 k, iv had wood for the past two mornins, you don't see me writing a fuckin blog about it, real talk k, iv had wood for the past two mornins, you don’t see me writing a fuckin blog about it, real talk

]]> By: Cuntegonde http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48292 Cuntegonde Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:53:21 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48292 I'll be sad when I no longer get longer near morningtime. The day I can't share my 5th anniversary gift with my wife is the day I buy a convertible and get plugs. I’ll be sad when I no longer get longer near morningtime.

The day I can’t share my 5th anniversary gift with my wife is the day I buy a convertible and get plugs.

]]> By: srsly http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48291 srsly Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:52:20 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48291 i'm sure jim is researching his wife's areas right now and can't really be bothered too much of your queries about width circumference as well as farting and such or how much splooge comes out the front end of it but gavin is always available splooge is right up his area i’m sure jim is researching his wife’s areas right now and can’t really be bothered too much of your queries about width circumference as well as farting and such or how much splooge comes out the front end of it

but gavin is always available splooge is right up his area

]]> By: kdawg in e Minor http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48290 kdawg in e Minor Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:14:19 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48290 In my university days, I had to deal with the embarrassment of nocturnal masturbation. Now, it wasn't so embarrassing when I was alone. I would rip one off and keep sleeping, none the wiser until I woke up with my dick stuck to my stomach. It got embarrassing when I would manage to convince a new friend to sleep over. Chances are, if they were sleeping over, they had seen my in all of my glory before we had fallen asleep, so it wasn't humiliating. Still, I was told that it makes sleeping with me hard when, in the early morning hours, the bed would start vibrating as I pounded away furiously on my trunk. Worse was when I met a particularly unslutty type of girl that would play hard to get for that first night. After a night of dry humping and titty touching, we would go to sleep. But, these types of girls were less able to handle the vibrating bed. It was embarrassing for me. I wasn't aware when I was jerking off, I was fast asleep. Yet, I continued to do this well into my 4th year. I don't know what made it seem like a good idea to my subconscious, and I don't know why I eventually grew out of it. I do know that when I would fix myself up in my sleep, I would rarely wake up with morning wood. Explain that one... In my university days, I had to deal with the embarrassment of nocturnal masturbation. Now, it wasn’t so embarrassing when I was alone. I would rip one off and keep sleeping, none the wiser until I woke up with my dick stuck to my stomach. It got embarrassing when I would manage to convince a new friend to sleep over. Chances are, if they were sleeping over, they had seen my in all of my glory before we had fallen asleep, so it wasn’t humiliating. Still, I was told that it makes sleeping with me hard when, in the early morning hours, the bed would start vibrating as I pounded away furiously on my trunk. Worse was when I met a particularly unslutty type of girl that would play hard to get for that first night. After a night of dry humping and titty touching, we would go to sleep. But, these types of girls were less able to handle the vibrating bed. It was embarrassing for me. I wasn’t aware when I was jerking off, I was fast asleep. Yet, I continued to do this well into my 4th year. I don’t know what made it seem like a good idea to my subconscious, and I don’t know why I eventually grew out of it. I do know that when I would fix myself up in my sleep, I would rarely wake up with morning wood. Explain that one…

]]> By: streetcarnage named dezenuts http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-implications-of-morning-wood/#comment-48289 streetcarnage named dezenuts Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:00:25 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=4796#comment-48289 terrible. go and read blognigger and figure out how to write this kind of shit. terrible. go and read blognigger and figure out how to write this kind of shit.

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