In 1989, two Canadian filmmakers completed what they hoped would be a micro-budget cult phenomenon on par with The Evil Dead. The result was THINGS, a depraved, gut-wrenching masterpiece of cinematic ineptitude so bizarre it makes Troll 2 look like Child’s Play.
In 1989, two Canadian filmmakers completed what they hoped would be a micro-budget cult phenomenon on par with The Evil Dead. The result was THINGS, a depraved, gut-wrenching masterpiece of cinematic ineptitude so bizarre it makes Troll 2 look like Child’s Play.
Badly acted, horrendously dubbed and awfully written, the film’s characters pound beer, engage in drab conversations and even take naps while inconceivable mayhem pops out of every room of their getaway cabin. Top this off with a cast so inexplicably untalented that the role of fully-clothed porn actress Amber Lynn was used as a marketing ploy, and you can begin to see why this splatterfest has a gathered a cult of fans so rabid they’ve named themselves “Thing-ites.”
Intervision Picture Corp. has given Street Carnage a copy of the newly released, limited edition version of THINGS in its rightful (and sold out) straight-to-VHS format. To get your sweaty palms on this artifact of ‘‘Canuxploitaion,” email us (at SBTVC@StreetCarnage.com) the most debauched and degrading image you’ve ever seen and if it’s appalling enough, you’ll receive this gem in an unmarked envelope at your doorstep. Not to leave the sub-serial killer types empty handed, the two runners up will win a DVD of the flick!
As for the rest of you Puritans, you can buy the DVD here.
Soz, but I don’t watch fake z movies.
Does it come with a VCR??
is there any boobies in the film?
Look up “A Serbian Film”. Nuff said.
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i saw this movie wif youre mom bitch eight all popcorn lolk
Is the contest still on?
Yeah, the contest is still on. Announcing winners on Monday.