Slept over at my friend’s apartment on Saturday, which was great because I was nearly blackout drunk and thus in no condition to take the subway home.
Slept over at my friend’s apartment on Saturday, which was great because I was nearly blackout drunk and thus in no condition to take the subway home. The only setback was that my shirt was soaked through with sweat and booze, and I didn’t have a change of clothes. Fortunately, my friend had a clean shirt to spare. Unfortunately, this was it:
Apparently, the apartment’s previous resident had ordered this shirt, but never came back to collect it so it ended up in my friend’s hands. Now it’s on my bedroom floor and I don’t know what to make of it. Was it designed by a twelve year old girl? Which clothing company exec signed off on it? What kind of man (it’s a men’s medium) would pay money for this? The shirt has no indication of brand so I don’t know who produced it, but I need to find out so I can get the answers to these questions.
I acknowledge that this may not be the gayest shirt ever, but it certainly is the gayest one I have ever seen. If you’ve seen a shirt that can out fag this one, send me pics (toimpale@gmail.com) or it didn’t happen.
i think mesh shirts are gayer than your unicorn.
If a double agent wants to come home to Service A, how can he offer a better way to redeem himself than recruiting the Service B case officer that was running his double agent case, essentially redoubling the direction of the operation? If the case officer refuses, that is apt to be the end of the operation. If the attempt fails, of course, the whole operation has to be terminated. A creative agent can tell his case office, even if he had not been tripled, that he had been loyal all along, and the case officer would, at best, be revealed as a fool.
I think ultra-deep v-necks are gayer than this.
here’s one for the jesus
http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs
chics magnet. tops satan had a sack
A curse perhaps, in the sense that giving someone a Las Vegas poker chip might be considered a curse
naw, that shit’s so badass it looped all the way from ghey to black prison bull-dagger. Which i’m not so sure is a good thing but it is kinda scary.
It’s a Topatoco shirt.
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=TO&Category_Code=GOAT
Topataco makes and distributes shirts and other merch for webcomic artists. This is a shirt designed by Jon Rosenberg, who makes the webcomic “Goats.” And this is far from the strangest thing they carry.
Wishes are unstoppable and the unicorn is on a dirt bike; that’s not gay it’s badass.
Send it to me. I’ll wear it.
I guess it would be gay if worn in earnest…but who would wear this in earnest? Imagine it on David Cross. Or on Kanye. Hilarious in both cases. Come on, Arv.
i really want to believe someone’s friend made this for them as a joke.
i love it! obviously that guy who thinks he is peter pan on the internet wears it.
flannel.
Oh, no. You didn’t sleep on the leather couch, did you?
It’s cool dudes.
I’d wear it. But then again I’m not a guy.
you can counter that gay ass shirt with this one. http://www.bigjohnson.com/cgi-bin/productlist_new.cgi?id=20040627212315&code=Bar_and_Casino. BJ is the fucking man
What’s interesting is that – at the link provided by GreatUnspoken – the only men’s size that’s ‘running low’ is M.
Does this mean that medium-sized men are more likely to be gay, admit to being gay, or pretend to be gay? Also, does it mean that XL men are generally manlier than M men, and S men are just afraid of getting beaten up for wearing a unicorn shirt?
Someone should do their PhD on this.
I got a shirt that said NEVER FORGET and had a picture of a box of floss
ahahahaahah, I think thats about the coolest shirt I’ve seen save the goonies shirts
The Jesus Had Balls shirt is pretty gay. Stop trying to hock your shit here all the time. It’s fucking dumb.
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that looks like the same tacky “ironic” shit every hipster wears these days. what is the big deal?
“If wishes were horses than beggars would ride”