I hate young women. They know nothing of the real world and have focused all their brain power into mastering the Mexican Head Fuck. They know they’re driving you crazy and they revel in it …

I hate young women. They know nothing of the real world and have focused all their brain power into mastering the Mexican Head Fuck. They know they’re driving you crazy and they revel in it, biting their lip and twirling their hair until you can’t think of anything else but their lair.

This doesn’t just hurt marriages and day-to-day goings on. It also destroys entire countries. JFK was addicted to speed and that made him twice as horny as other men. This lead to endless young women coming in and fucking up his life. When he met Khrushchev right before the Cuban Missle Crisis, the guy was so flustered thinking about pussy, Russia made him their whipping boy for the rest of his term. Without young pussy JFK could have been a real leader. We went through this same bullshit again a few years later when that portly pepper pot convinced Bill Clinton he should stick cigars in her cunt. Both presidents could have been legends were it not for those coquettish whores.

Teddy Kennedy recognized this danger. He saw first hand what it did to his big brother and he made it his life work to put those bitches out of business. Like all true revolutionaries, he started out reckless and extreme. He put one of them in his car and drove off a bridge banking on his survival and her death. It worked. However, like the Nazi skinhead in 100% White who said, “I tried to cut the Pakis out of our country, literally, but it doesn’t work. There’s just too many of them,” Teddy Kennedy realized killing the millions and millions of young women out there simply wouldn’t be possible. So he went to the source of the problem. That’s right, he followed the money.

The number one income source for young women is babysitting money. If you want to incapacitate the snake, cut its head off. So, Teddy went on an open borders rampage encouraging Third World women to come in and undercut the babysitters. This worked like a charm (not to mention the devastation it brought the families the nannies came from – NOICE). Illegal aliens meant young women were out of a job and that meant they couldn’t get they hair and they nails did. That was the end of Young Women as we know it and thank God for that.

If you hate young women as much as I, you should recognize that we lost a motherfucking legend recently, the likes of which we may never see again.

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