Posted by
TV Carnage
• 06.03.08 03:08 pm 
This is exactly the way you get to be a member of SBTVC. Pinky did it, Gavin did it and if you want in, you’ll have to do it too; it’s only fucking fair. So, if you want to join our crappy gang, bring a vintage car, a bunch of wrinkly bikers a full beer and meet us down by the beach and we’ll see what you got. A funeral for the beer will be held following the initiation, so wear black.
If I ever get to hire a ghostwriter I will force him to include a scene like that into my book.
This is what summers are like in Alabama.
pocos peros locos
WELL THAT’S CUTE BABY, LOOKIT WHUT I GOT HERE.
TRY THAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
I’ve got the car, the bikers, and the guns. I just can’t get the beer. I lost my wallet and the supermarket doesn’t accept passports when you’re two years old in the picture.