Posted by
Gavin
• 11.06.09 11:07 am 
As someone who hears baby people as clearly as magic kids see dead people, I know when an infant is in trouble. I can also tell when parents have no fucking clue what they’re doing.
As someone who hears baby people as clearly as magic kids see dead people, I know when an infant is in trouble. I can also tell when parents have no fucking clue what they’re doing. Here is the first three parts of a groundbreaking new parenting series that is going to revolutionalize the way we hear the unheard.
AMAZING performance by Duncan
fucking awesome.
it’s “capillaries” gavin
hilarious.
FUNNY AS SHIT…TV show please?
This was funny. Gavin, you are funny. Canada is the same. Please call home soon.
Pretty funny, but you look like a carp.
This shit with babies is never funny.
Aaahhahah!
zzzzzzzzz- next time put it on your parenting site.
C’est pas mal…
anybody who can make a baby video interesting is a-okay. sweetnik.
2 Thumbs up
Street Carnage sticker on the fridge in part 2
you’re chin was missing from this performance. I blame the AMI.
I agree that Duncan’s performance was stellar; he knew just when to quit crying. So, did you pinch him to make him cry?
Don’t forget, if they’re crying nonstop you need to shake them until they stop.
Not gonna lie that was friggin’ hilarious.
Even if I don’t end up shitting, I’ll still wipe before I put my underwear back on
Sometimes I just know when I don;t need to wipe. And Christ, he really does need that beard.
I wish you were my dad Mr. Gavin, sir.
Go Duncan! Will you show him these later on in his life? Hahahaha.
Baby laugh at the end sealed it–funny. Maybe something a little less 1-2-3 next time? Was kinda waiting for this to go more off the rails of the premise, where the third bit has destroyed the original idea and moved on to something surprising, but despite the one-joke two-joke three-joke shtick, still funny.
Hahaha, great stuff!
says check it “oot” at the beginning was pretty cute. nice frenching what the heck was that?
Just lock your baby in a dark closet when it cries.
And leave it there for a while to teach it a lesson.
Good fuckin shit!
3 thumbs up! I enjoy COMEDY.
Can you teach baby-whispering classes to baby-sitters like me and my fellow JAP homegirls? I think it’d look real good on my resume and all those West Village parents would eat that shit up.
Can’t view the 1st video it shuts off after 12 seconds. No bufferring. My girlfriend says its the site I told her to suck it, it’s her computers problem. Whats the point in watching video 2 and 3??!!! Piss. A black kid just got out of a minivan.
the first video was hilarious!
i want to punch red sweater boy
crispin glover’s gay brother
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