Posted by
D. Eric Beckles
• 01.27.09 06:25 pm



I was wondering why everything was fine, up until I felt like a Neanderthal when I hit the KEY CHAPTERS ON EFFORT PROCESSING! Now that I know it was a print error that no one picked up on forever and went undetected by thousands upon thousands of readers; only proves that Scientology is legitimate. I mean in any other book, if the pages are out of order I’d also just run with it. Going from a page ending in: ” hey mom when do I get my puppy?” and the next page starts with ” her glistening legs parted like the fuckin’ Red Sea”
I would simply run with it and think “I’m not good enough for this enlightenment”
It’s the person from the wrong side of the gene pool’s fault. Gotcha.

P.S. The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!



  1. FINALLY, A POLITICAL AD THAT MAKES SENSE
  2. COMMON SENSE STRESS REDUCING FOR THE WEEKEND
  3. THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
  4. IS THIS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD?
  5. BEST TRAILER EVER MADE


Comments
  1. hipgravy says:

    Derrick, what the HELL is this from and where the FUCK are more clips from Totally 4 Teens?

  2. badtooth says:

    a standing ovation for a fuckup??? They really are good at brainwashing,.

  3. dickless tracy says:

    i love the to live and die in LA sequence at the end.

  4. manitoba says:

    this gets an OT-7

    1. STREET MISCAVIGE
    2. STREET MISCAVIGE
    3. STREET MISCAVIGE
    4. STREET MISCAVIGE
    5. STREET MISCAVIGE
    6. STREET MISCAVIGE
    7. STREET MISCAVIGE

    ps. “Youth For Human Rights International” is also Totally 4 Teens

  5. totalwad says:

    aw, there be a twin in our midst

  6. buck says:

    okay that one was very good

  7. Bob Dylan's Left Nut says:

    How long did it take them to figure that one out?

    Don’t they read the shit they get from their publishers?

  8. wolfshirt420 says:

    fucking fools, fucking hilarious.

  9. wolfshirt420 says:

    all religions must come together in order to battle the evil forces of scientology.

  10. kristo says:

    hiii…all see my culture here…

  11. CUSTOMERZ says:

    where can I buy the rich tradition of magic DVD. it isn’t in the store.

  12. Sally Jessy says:

    L.R.H. is the man!
    Long live Xenu and fuck taxes!


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