Look if you have to change your eating habits or risk dying the best thing to do is get your medical advice from a former Miss America and continue to stuff your face with supposedly safer versions of dangerous foods. That way you can never bother to learn healthier eating habits and slowly slip back to your old habits, die and go to that Golden Coral in the ski. Heck, you might even be met by a favorite dog Hostess or a dog sandwich.
This kind of rationality is a blast and works for anything! Know someone who is suicidal and owns a gun? Take 50% of the bullets out and they are 50% less likely to kill themselves.

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