Posted by
Jen Hanley
• 05.04.09 11:04 am 
In a sea of boring street stylers, I am happy to see there are still women like my friend Sanna’s girlfriend Sandy, who is fucking awesome enough to completely pull this whole outfit off.
In a sea of boring street stylers, I am happy to see there are still women like my friend Sanna’s girlfriend Sandy, who is fucking awesome enough to completely pull this whole outfit off. I think we can all agree the shoes are hideous but she couldn’t give a fuck less if you liked them or not. She basically wins best style of the year in this outfit alone.
As if you weren’t sold on her already, this is what she had on 5 minutes before hand.
And by the way, this is Sanna.
I know. Fucking swedish girls, man. They just can’t be stopped.
x
Jen
Gnarlitude.com
i’m sure it’s because i’m a woman, and guys are going to react altogether differently, but i find the outfits completely revolting.
the last outfit is okay. the one that the dark-haired girl is wearing. not bad at all.
They sure can’t!
NICE BEAVER! Really… mouth-watering….
their shredding it
her boobs are so flat she has to tuck them into her shorts’ pockets.
Jen is hands down the weakest contributor on SB.
Time to trim the fat…..
aaand we’re back. i see it was another horrible wknd for people who like to stay inside. tldr.
i loves tits
Yeah, I don’t get Jen’s posts either — “my friend doesn’t A FUCK! All Day!” Okay, then why are you posting this? She looks like hell. Her tits disgust me, and that outfit could be found on most bdsm pornstars before the set.
Terrible.
On the bright side, Sanna’s outfit is gold.
I guess I like Slayer so I can’t get too outraged about this, but that Nazi eagle just makes me want to knee her in the solar plexus.
It is funny how you’re now trying to add a few intentional mistakes in order to cover up the fact that you’re borderline retarded.
I like how Swedish people have flawless accents and are down with pirating mad torrents
Lighten up, people.
…could also be an RDA eagle.
oops, i meant : german democratic republic.
HAHHAHHA
you are fucking twats!
if you dont realise the brilliance of a. jen or b. sandy AND HER TITS AND HER NAZI EAGLE COVERING UP HER MAGIFICENT TITS then you should go fuck yourself. im sure noone else will.
re-reading this i have to change my opinion from twats to fucking cunts.
you massive fucking cunts was what i meant to say. my bad. we cant be on our best verbally abusing behavior all the time.
my tits aren’t flat. they’re saggy.
and it’s not the nazi eagle ou fucking twats. it’s boy london. morons.
sanna did you actually just write fucking twats? hahhahahahahah
just delete this entire post. it’s pointless and revolting. gavin, are you even reading this shit before it goes on the site??????
Whoah, I never actually jerked off to this site before.
SPLOOGE?!!
Not the best thing I’ve ever seen, but no where near the worst. An 8.
we would fight all night and in the morning light hold each other tight… who’s with me
I thought they didn’t care what the fuck anybody thought?
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care? im amused.
I’m not going to get involved with this.
Oh shit I just did.
In that case, if you lost the boots and choker I would happily massage your feet until you fell asleep each night.
Or we could just fuck
We could be doing it for the kids, you know
is that an abscess on her leg in the 3 pic down? my friends ex wife was swedish, she dressed like a muppet and sounded like the swedish chef. she lovely.
and oh, if you are so far above this post / jen’s posts in general, then why do you go for the easiest mindnumbingly stupid comments you could possibly make?
why not make some toast with jam or something else you so obviously find more worth your while.
cause you are losers with nothing better to complain about, peut-etre?
ten stars and five thumbs up
i think it’s a staph infection she should be careful with that
That legs pic dragged this shit down even more – shoes are beyond hideous, and what the fuck is that lesion below her knee? Her plug into the Matrix?
@sanna
You kinda look like Fairuza Balk from the 1996 witch movie “The Craft”
Big ups on that oufit.
The thing I find odd about Street Boners is the way that the comments are always full of guys making comments which are either misogynistic and aggressive about how the girl isn’t hot enough, or really creepily detailed about fucking the chick in question, or having a meaningful relationship with her. And before some smart-arse cunt pipes up, I’m referring to all the posts which feature anything female, and not just the street boners.
Here’s the truth: it really doesn’t matter, either way, because you are never going to fuck the girl you’re talking about. In any of the Street Boners posts. You’re just going to talk about it on the internet. Anonymously. Or, if you’re particularly pathetic, with a well-established Street Boners username.
Just saying.
Those aren’t boots, they’re sandals!
“You kinda look like Fairuza Balk from the 1996 witch movie “The Craft”
ive heard that one plenty before. and even from almost famous. lots. do not see it.
but personally i think she is shit hot so cheers.
uh, excuse me. . you must be one fuckig good looking chick, id really like to fuck you so it hurts!
red hair by any chance? if so im coming in my pants right now!
Sweden is a magical place. The boys and girls behind the counter at fast food joints are hotter than anybody else I’ve ever seen. Too bad the fucking beer (or anything for that matter) isn’t cheaper.
Hi. My name’s Joese. I’m from New York City and I don’t think Jen has good taste.
Thanks.
^^^ How fascinating and witty Mr. Cruel. Thanks for taking the time to inform us that Sweden is an expensive place with hot people. I can literally feel the gears in your brain grinding away as you produced that putrid nugget you call a comment. Really, you should be a writer, you fucking cunt ass retard.
If you don’t like those tits, then you don’t like girls, picky dudes are just fags, scared of pussy.
They’ll find anything gross on a girl so they don’t have to confront the pussy, embrace it you flits.
Jen does suck though….
yeah she probabrly gives fellatio like a fucking queen. you on the other hand, very likely never to recieve any in your life.
(just lowering myself to the standard level of commenting style which we have fine specimens of above)
They’re really beautiful, man. Like out of a fairy tale or something. Thanks for posting these.
Wow. This got more serious than I could have imagined.
Sandy is a fucking fake. She comes to london and now she is a ‘punk’. ahahahhhhhahahahahahahahahaahahahaha.
Go back to Sweden and wear your burberry coats darlin.
even though i’ve posted now like 50 times i really don’t give a fuck. got it? good. and you’re all losers if you think i’m not hot, FUCKING BABY LOSERS!
but i don’t give a fuck anyway so who cares.
hahahahha I DID NOT POST THAT! the last one! someone is posting as me now.
i would never say fucking baby losers! NEVER
hahhaha dying of laughter
and jen is my friend so leave her alone too! there’s no way in hell she could have predicted that her besties would get ripped to shreds here. a girl would never be so devious as to throw her friends to the wolves. stop hating on the jen.
maybe i should post some jen pictures to prove how hot i think my friendy is…
that’s right, fellow baby losers, i’d never say that! i’m too cool for your school. i say things like hahahaha! and go make toast with jam not jelly! that’s what i say, cheerio!
well actually i just think its funny and im avoiding packing with intelligent activities such as this one.
and im waiting for sandy to come over with my money so i can buy food cause im fat and ugly and stupid and whatever else you are going to say after this post as a quick and witty response.
HHAHAHHAH
great jelly comeback!
that’s right, pez pals, i’ve gotta life! you fucking internet losers have no life but i do! i make toast with the jam, not jelly and you only caught me at a slow moment in my otherwise jampacked, not giving a fuck about you, stellar lifestyle! cuz i’m hot, you’re not, and i’ll blow snot to prove you rot!
hm maybe i should post some pictures to prove how hot my friend jen is….
the two subjects of the photo essay are fucking downright revolting people
doesn’t mean i wouldnt pork those swine however
those tits make me >:[
actually i make toast with jam cause im not american. but cause im hot works aswell.
srsly. magical play on words there. very un-revloting of you to say.
my tits are fucking scandinavian skipjacks. you fuckers ain’t never had it so good. my nipples are goddamned ashtrays and your butts ain’t never flicked in such finery. stop hating on me, you ain’t never gonna jam my jelly, fellies!
first of all,do those people who complain about stuff being too long read all the comments to see if anyone’s responded to their own comment?
second of all,sanna looks just like bobby gillespie
hahaha
i may be a little in love with myself after that damn fine poetry of a comment.
but seeing as i am so hot and gosh dont i know it there is nothing wrong with that, im sure.
Even the butch dykes in Sweden are hot.
I retract my original comment. I guess I was caught in a brief moment of weakness as I sat eating my lunch in the nude and my sweaty balls rubbed against the chair in a most erotic way. Of course, I just happened to be looking at these pics as that happened and I overreacted with my commentary, sort of like drinking and dialing I guess. Anyways, the unrepentant pseudo-punk rudeness of this spoiled little cunt makes her supremely ugly and stupid, as do the more candid, less professional pictures on her blog. Good luck being Muslim…dumbass. Oh, and fuck off with the ironic white trash couture. That’s shit’s been done to the annoying hilt and beyond. You resemble a nouveau riche hillbilly.
Still, I like this post and think that doing street fashion shit with actual people is a good idea.
“Fucking awesome”!? “Completely pull this”!? “As if”!? “And by the way”!? This is a joke, right? Open Mic is still going on, yes? Is this girl one of the other “26 year old financially secure french sex maniac ex model[s]” Jen goes to 8th grade with? Street Carnage, please, I beg of you to implement O’fucker’s request.
wow.
Turkey tits!
seriously this will drag out forever just ignore the pedantic fly-by lulz comments.
I cannot believe the people pictured in this post are actually getting into fights with people over negative comments. Pathetic.
This is why people shouldn’t try to defend themselves… It blows up in your grill.
hilarious
this shit is mad weak.
These are hideous cows compared to actual Swedish chicks.
you should have that lesion looked at
this was truly amazing, the post itself was awful and uninteresting, but the responses
make the post. its amazing how much time people “who dont give a shit” will invest
in telling us that they dont give a shit. if not for the fact that id have to read the
initial post id say more like this, but its just not worth it.
and oh ya, swedish girls are ugly as shit and almost as interesting
haha 71 comments. some kind of record?
obviously cause we are so fucking incredible.
the laughs we’ve had over this today, me, jen and sandy.
and we all agree that as long as people keep posting negative comments about us, we know we are doing something wrong cause we dont want sheep like you liking us. that would be truely worrying.
back to actual life now. this is has been great, lets all do it again some time. maybe with snacks.
haha i meant something right.
hahahhahaha, i tripped over my words and mocked myself. GENIUS!
everyone, lets have some fun at my expense.
go with the flow lady… this street is all about hate, if you want romance go to hipster run off or your friend’s gnarlitude…
This is why people shouldn’t try to defend themselves… It blows up in your grill.
hilarious
(i was just saying how i love the hate but anyway…)
you’re french and you’re calling me a lady? let’s fuck!
god this posting as me and sandy is getting just a little old how will the french dude now know that it was actually me offering a lay…
that site is kind of like lauren white’s except she hangs out with dorks while you guys hang out exclusively with twinks … also, lauren is a 3 whereas Sanna is a 9.
JEZUS f’kING CRISTS deleting my comment about porking those two swine … Bold. that’s what you are ya know.
The style is fine, it’s the same thing you’ll see at any punk concert in Dayton. Nothing new. The tits are very sad and floppy and they make me cry.
okay I’m on drugs …. brilliant post ….lovely, really. those two women are absulutely gorgeous ,Cheers!
I love that these idiots are posting more than anybody else trying to defend their skankiness. Hey baby, you put it out there… what you think was going to happen. Anyhow a modicum of decorum or something.
…uhhh…hello….is this thing on….(tap tap)…..
let me guess: every woman associated with this site has a “gay husband.”
I’ve been hanging around here all day waiting to get the results from Gavin’s fight while defending Vane$$a. What the fuck happened? Did he get decrapitated or what?
This Sanna, I would love to eat her ass out.
I should qualify that I think her tits are fine for staying covered up in public, I just don’t think that they are anywhere near “display them in public” caliber. Displaying them in public is like the old, fat hairy dude wearing speedos that are three sizes too small. Blindy.
Don’t try so hard. It’s irritating…
Hey so this is waaaay to lame and serious now
I’m going to change the subject riiiiiiight NOW
Maybe you can make an Open Mic about it?
Anyways, What is the deaaaal with airline food now, huh?
Showing tits is sheap.
Grow up.
/Sweden.
You pasty bastards must be trashed.
What’s so mind-blowing about contrived, sloppy, thrift-store attire? You must be fairly young, because this shit has been going on for years, and years. And years. It’s neither here nor there, sort of a yawn actually.
more sanna less sandy
Anybody else really want to go back 15 years and kill Jennifer Herrema?
I don’t know about everyone else, but this straight guy kind of wishes he was a gay girl so I could dress like that… and enjoy my (her) tits, which are just fine by the way.
Sanna should post instead of Jen basically
(also, the mannequin in the first picture seems to find the whole thing hilarious, let all the anger go!!!)
I had no idea this would happen. Oopsydaisy me!
Shuddup, we don’t want to hear from you. Just Sanna.
wow…just like high school. ‘cept more insecurity. way to go everybody!!!
gavin…seriously, what the fuck happened to your site?
i’m not gonna hate on the girl’s body or tits (although wearing that shirt is an invitation to judge), but i just don’t see how this is inspirational. nazi shirt, disgusting shoes with black socks, thick dog collar, festering sore on the leg… hats off to this girl for not giving a fuck what she looks like but that’s exactly what makes this post so misguided.
Is Jen really just some sort of ingenious troll or is she actually serious about this stuff?
goddamn you guys are such fucking pussies
you’d be lucky to have either of these girls, or any, even look at you
What the fuck is going on?
Wendy O Williams
If you don’t give a fuck what you look like, you don’t touch your hair, you don’t wear makeup and you wear sweatpants and a t-shirt everyday. Holy fuck, this whole “I don’t give a fuck” thing is so stupid. It’s insecure girls trying to reassure themselves that they can take fashion risks.
These girls do care, they care very much, is the outfit nice? no. Is it creative? Slightly. But more than anything it’s empowering for these girls to get a reaction and some attention without having suck anyones cock.
#1 The chick from Blossom
#2 The chick from Crystal Castles
#3 The tits from Turkey Lurkey.
those are some SHITTY TITTIES
THAT SANDY CHICK LET AN IRISH GYPSY PUT A POOL BALL IN HER VAGINA.
Horse. Face. Killaaaaaa!
Worst article. dude, seriously…trim the fat.
“But more than anything it’s empowering for these girls to get a reaction and some attention without having suck anyones cock.”
Sort of like what you do but in a surprisingly less sad way?
I’m calling cigarette burn on what everyone else is calling her “festering sore.” Maybe she tells everyone her pimp, “Sharondo Aziz,” gave it to her when she got out of line.
“But more than anything it’s empowering for these girls to get a reaction and some attention without having suck anyones cock.”
“Sort of like what you do but in a surprisingly less sad way?”
Exactly, Vanessa, exactly.
Did I mention that I changed my mind about the Swedes?
oh look jen knows a punk thing that seeks attention on the internet and traffic to their site. colour me surprised.
wow. lotta comments. also, i don’t care for brown nips on blondes. just don’t seem right.
I’d pay 400 bucks just to suck their queefs.
beware, these girls sell clothes and hang out on the internet all day. Here is Sandy at work:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3611/3503158757_ff0b7a07ab_b.jpg
ps This girl is 1 of 5 girls in London who you’d stop in your tracks because you’ve never seen anything like her before. Out of those five she’s the punkiest goddess there is.
the comments are 100x better than the post. the chick was all like “i don’t give a fuck” or something (the shit was painful to read, so i stopped). then some anons trashed that shit, then the chick who doesn’t give a fuck, really does and sprung into action. then the hate machine that is the internets sprouted out some gold nuggets of win and fail.
this is why i love the interwebs. no matter how good you think your own shit is, somebody else fucking hates the life out of it, and they will tell you.
SBTC wins 4 internets
When you try to be Nancy Spungeon, don’t forget the bit about being mentally challenged. Oh nevermind, you got it.
Maybe that’s the whole point to “Open Mic”, let uninteresting people post inane ramblins’ and let commenters go to town on them.
GENIUS!
Oh wait, she’s an official contributor…
I resemble that remark.
Sandy, I still love you.
Love, Love
Sandy is beautiful.. i think we would have a good night out together..
Sanna too. Look at her lifting her leg to piss like a little doggy.
your all wankers.
your probably all men.
without penis.
without life.
without soul.
when you see someone.
with the things you lack.
you attack.
motherfuckers.
people are like lice.
You’re in for surprise
You’re in for a shock
In london town streets
When there’s darkness and fog
When you least expect me
And you turn your back
I’ll attack
I smile when I’m sneaking
Through shadows by the wall
I laugh when Im creeping
But you wont hear me at all
All hear my warning
Never turn your back
On the ripper
You’ll soon shake with fear
Never knowing if I’m near
I’m sly and I’m shameless
Nocturnal and nameless
Except for the ripper
Or if you like jack the knife
Solo
Any back alley street
Is where we’ll probably meet
Underneath a gas lamp
Where the airs cold and damp
I’m a nasty surprise
I’m a devil in disguise
I’m a footstep at night
I’m a scream of the fright
All hear my warning
Never turn your back
On the ripper
To settle all this bullshit:
http://thevagabondset.com/blog/wp-content/ab18.jpg
They are not flat tits. They are just tits under a tight mesh top. If you’d seen enough boobs, you’d realise this.
You may now go about your internet commenting business.
I wrote this poem about Sandy, a month and a half ago.
Just went outside to try and chat up a girl
A girl at a shop that I think is the world
The kind of mindset that I wanna be
This girl she’d make you stop in the street
I was there last weekend you see
Taking pictures of her while she was under sheets
She was sick and talking to me
I had the photos developed that same day
She flashed me something special
I talked and I went away.
Two weeks later I went back
She was surrounded by people
I was lonely as a brick in the clear London sky.
I asked if she was there. She said “Sandy’s me. Why?”
She had a twin so I just had to ask. If it was actually her
She just turned and laughed.
At what some other shopkeeper said.
She went and washed something in some shed.
That was it and I walked away.
I didn’t stick around for not having the time of day.
Now I can’t go back. But the image is stuck.
How I never had, and never will have the luck.
And what’s hope? Hope has me cynical and bland.
I have no luck, with love and hardly any with sex
And hardly any with Sandy.
And that’s why I’m vexed.
No matter what your dream in life
No matter what your goal
Keep your eye upon the doughnut
And not upon the hole
Get a life wankers. Internet anonymity is the most abhorrent cowardice known to this bullshit western society, grow up, get a fucking job and stop thinking you useless and meaningless twats, Sandy is a fine looking woman. You are cowards, true fucking cowards. And before you even think of cracking a smart arse ‘im hidden by the internet’ quip, you’d be better off going and having that inevitable shame filled wank youve been dreading all day, because i wont be back to read whatever you come up with…morons.
flat tits
bad habits
shock jock
fucked like rabbits.
it’s all good
pretty hood
s curves
a woman should
don’t hate
masturbate
do it hard
mine’s friendly bait.
2 flap jacks
they are themselves, who the fuck are you? obviously sanna and sandy look amazing, if you don’t think that what is your problem. honestly?!
“I’m nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there’s a pair of us — don’t tell!
They’d banish us, you know.
How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!”
Very punk of you vegan jules, making me puke like that with your ‘poem’
140 comments.
i would like to thank the academy, my pedicurist, taxidermist and ofcourse jesus.
trolling at it’s finest.
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The more they keep defending themselves, the more they end up getting picked on, give it up, why do you care so much?
MAN MAD PROPS ON THE JUDAHS PRIEST “POEM”
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