A lot of people look at Susie Boyle’s surprisingly hideous face and say to themselves, “Who fucks you?” Well, the answer is, “Nobody” as Susie herself made quite clear, but did anyone like her, ever?
A lot of people look at Susie Boyle’s surprisingly hideous face and say to themselves, “Who fucks you?” Well, the answer is, “Nobody” as Susie herself made quite clear but did anyone like her, ever? Was their every a boy in school that “fancied” her as they say in the forgotten mining towns of Scotland? Turns out there was. In the fifth grade a one-eyed Cyclops played by Billy Crystal was so in love with her, he spent all day passing notes back and forth. “Mike Wazowski” as he was then called, was so enamored with her he didn’t learn a thing that year and still thinks Outer Magnolia is the same as Outer Mongolia. Mike moved on from the Boyle and ended up with one-eyed octopus lady with snakes for hair named Celia.
who is this woman and why have I heard her name 8 times since friday?
^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk
Gavin has been watching some trashy show from my country from his stay in scotland, from the sounds of it
oic. but i heard it in Umerica too. So weird we have a show just like this here but they call it America’s Got Talent. No pun intended.
WELL MANY PEOPLE ASKING THE QUESTION’S ABOTU SUSAN BOYLAN’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY, “WHERE DID SHE COME FROM, CAN IT BE TRUE???” BECASUE IT IS SUSPITIOUS, IN DEED. IS SHE A STUDIO CREATION LIKE “MILLY VANILLY” OR “VIVIAN GIRL’S”? I DO’NT THINK SHE JUST CAME FROM OUT OF THE WOOD-WORK LIKE A MUMMIE OR CREATURE OF THE NIGHT, NO, AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW BY THE MANY “OP-ED” ARTICLES SUCH AS THIS ONE BY GAVIN MACINES THAT OTHER PEOPLE FEELING THE SAME WAY
WELL JUST AS CARRIE FARRELL CALLED HERSELF “THE HIPSTER GRIFTER”, WELL I THINK WE WILL SOON FIND OUT THAT SUSAN BOYLAN HAS A NAME FOR HERSELF SUCH AS “THE PENIS-HAVING PINCHER” OR “THA SHIT-FACE KILLUH” OR “THE REACH-AROUND ROBBER”. MAY BE SHE HAS BEEN POSTING ON THE INTERNET AS “OLD CATARPILER FACE”, JUST DO A GOOGLE! I DO’NT MEAN TO SOUND LIKE B.N. BUT THEIR’S SO MANY CONSPIRACY THROEIS.
AAAGGGHHH, TIS A LOVELY THING, A CLASSIC SCOTT-ISH LASS, A THING O’ BEAUTY, SHE IS!
they do the same each year : wow you are so ugly but hey, you can sing, unbelievable. Let’s cry together. We are so jealous we’re not fat stupid dogs like you.
anyway, congrats on the video cut.
Anyone remember Michelle McManus, the fat blob who won Pop idol or whatever years ago? The British public voted for her coz they felt sorry for that ugly fatty, they bought her first record and got it to number 2 or whatever in the charts, then they quickly forgot about her within a year and her career bomb dived.
That’s what we do here — we pretend we give a shit about the underdog, then when we’re bored of pretending we go back to showering attention on the young and the beatiful, like nature intended.
oh man that video made me bawl.
Gavin you’ve been watching too many films with your kids. Monsters Inc is one that kids can watch 5 times a day. And grannys love it too.
Plus she’s the sort of woman who gives scots girls a bad name – shes maybe romanian with a bad accent.
Was Britian’s got talent on recently? See we don’t even notice anymore.
Damn man, how’d you catch that? It’s one hell of a coincidence.
whaaaaaaaat
THE WORST PART OF THIS MOON-FACED CUNT IS SHE CAN’T EVEN SING THAT WELL. IF HER VOICE WASN’T GOING THROUGH AN ECHO EFFECT AND SHIT SHE’D SOUND TINNY AND HOLLOW.
It’s weird. My dad has finally become Canadian. I was trying to convince him that the only reason that Susan is popular is that something soooo very ugly can sing so well. And he starts saying how she is quite attractive for a lady of a certain age blah blah blah. This from a man who used to call rice chinese wedding cake and get mad at my mom if she made it for dinner. But I called him out on it. There was a picture of her in the Star and I held it up to my face and asked him if he would mind if I looked like that in 17 years, cuz all this maintenance shit is driving me crazy. Deep fried mars bars here I come!!
Chinese people rarely concede how superior they are but when Susan Boyle becomes our new Braveheart, they have to point out stuff like
“Meanwhile, in China, 60 million children are learning Western classical music under the gimlet gaze of strict teachers.”
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/China/KD21Ad01.html
(Oh wait, it’s a Jew with an Aisan fetish. I knew something was up when I saw an Asian toting Yellow Power).
i met susan boyle in chatroom a few years ago. she has some sort of dead bird fetish. not sexual or anything, just likes to collect them and then watch their bodies decompose. or children, maybe it was children.
I know Susan boyle and i know she was verry pretty when she was little.
She hav various boyfriends and entwat if she did’nt it would be nothing to do with you!