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SBTVC
• 08.13.08 10:06 am 
Espo has outdone himself once again with a hilarious new ride at Coney Island – waterboarding.
Espo has outdone himself once again with a hilarious new ride at Coney Island – waterboarding. The media is excited about the controversy and the whole world is jibbering and jabbering about what it means. The only people who aren’t following it is good ol’ Brooklyn. The majority of them, got no fuckin’ idea what waterboarding is feh chrissakes.
Check this CNN clip for the guy who says, “We right next ta da ocean. You wanna drown somebody you go over there.”
As far as I know the government has conceded that it used waterboarding but has only done it 3 times. Sounds fair to me. Go ahead and torture terrorists. Look what they do to us. They decapitate us on film. Since this concession activists and journalists have waterboarded THEMSELVES at least half a dozen times. That’s the country we’re living in. People will torture themselves to protest torture more often than the people they’re protesting ever torture anyone.
we saw this on the news the other day and my then-girlfriend almost barfed. It was awesome
i love shoot the freak. shit is fun as hell.
Loomis: tortue, while gratifying as revenge, isn’t all that effective. the hardcore jihadists are trained to give disinformation – see the famous case of Ibn al-Shaykh al-Libi. also, we’ve had Mullah Wakil Ahmed Muttawakil , Taliban #2 or #3 to Mullah Omar, on Diego Garcia for many years undergoing the whole deal, sensory deprivation, waterboarding, etc. apparently they even brought in the pakistani ISI, as well as egyptian and israeli intelligence agents to talk to him (ouch…). no Mullah Omar though…and no real information. afghanistan still opaque to our eyes. real time intelligence from well placed agents is the only way. the french and UK are way ahead in this regard and the arab disctatorships are the best at it, like the Eqyptian intelligence services (Mukhabarat al-Aama). anyway. as for the non- hardcore John Walker Lindh’s of the world, they just don’t know shit anyway, no matter how many electrodes you attach to their balls.
what’s waterboarding? Is that like surfing?
Finally, good ol’ S&M gets some respect.
They gave us the most badass verb to use though; that guy on the greyhound got his ass “Nick-Berged” by Vince Li! See, easy and fun, right?
Oh so torture doesn’t work? Yeah right. That’s why it’s been used since earth. Torture works buddy believe me. I’ve tried it.
Ultimately, I’m on the fence with this issue because I don’t know a case by case instance where information extracted by torture has benefitted national security and saved the lives of Americans, but then again, I don’t think anyone here works for the CIA. Cause those guys are the ones that know for sure. I understand why CIA has kept it under wraps on how successful waterboarding or other forms of torturing has been fucking over terrorist cells because there’s a Catch-22 involved with revealing information so anyone with serious problems with the issue needs to shut the fuck up.
To me, it’s just another excuse in liberal assholes to talk shit on easy targets like cops and the military even though they have nothing to do with the all that crap in the first place. The President has become a easy target as well, but I LOVE the fact people think voting for a token black candidate will bring “HOPE” and “CHANGE” to America. I’m being serious about this. I wanna see the faces of all these idiots realizing how much they were duped when guys like me are still doing tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, along with the CIA torturing hadjji after another 4 years.
come on they’re dessert people. do you have any idea how happy they are to a get a bit of water shpritzed in their faces?
That “token black” candidate is an award winning legal scholar, VS a president who has worse ethics than a used car salesman, and a demented old man who’s only good at telling dirty jokes, and trading in his wives for younger, blonder ones.
Well duh, did I say I didn’t want the token black candidate? Although I can assure you there’s a better chance waterboarding and other forms of torture might end if that “demented old man” became President. Who by the way, was tortured serving his country in Vietnam. I’m just glad that bitch ain’t in the race anymore.
McPain would torture Vietnamese soldiers for hours if he had the chance. Look him in the face and tell me he’s not a man who can appreciate revenge. Obama would go back to reasonable standards in intelligence gathering, like listening to your own field experts, and rare uses of harsh interrogation, not this scorched earth approach of Rumsfeld.
“McPain” has written and has been quite vocal in ending torture against detainees for quite some time. There has been a conservative backlash against him for doing so and all you need to do is google a few TIME and Newsweek articles to verify this, who by the way, are considered tilted slightly toward the left in terms of bias.
As for the token, the only change is the complexion of the man entering the White House. He is a politician after all and will say/do anything to get votes. He is quite vocal about putting an end to the Iraq war (that the Clintons have said ’til they were blue in the face but no one bought it), but I can assure everyone he isn’t going to end the occupation. Don’t believe me? Ask anyone who’s actually been over there in the past year. They know what’s up. We know it’s just politics.
If you wanna see an actual end to the war in Iraq, Americans need to bring the back the draft. We would probably get out of Afghanistan if such a unlikely event occurs as well. The problem is elites who are both liberal and conservative that don’t want to send their children to war but willing enough to either spit on the faces of those that do or tack a yellow bumper sticker on their car.