Question: Would you stick your dick in this?
Question: Would you stick your dick in this?
The answer would be yes…if you were a homosexual chubby chaser.
The other day, MTV ran a marathon of True Life. I fucking love those shows and can watch them over and over again. (Particularly the one where the Staten Island couple gets married, and the bride has that gross tan and garish fake tits and lips and yells at her fiancé for being a “fuggin’ animal.”) Anyways, the one about being happy about being fat was on, and I was thoroughly disgusted with these people’s attitudes about the importance of “acceptance.” They live these bleu-cheese-dressing-drenched lives, giving into every whim and hunger pang, and refuse to exercise, and they want us to 1.) accept that this is the way “God made them” and 2.) applaud them for their “bravery.” It’s not courageous to live one’s life that way—it’s totally selfish and unhealthy. And this is coming from a girl who scores pretty high up there on the scale of selfish and unhealthy behavior. The difference is that I’m self-aware to recognize my faults, while these mass asses want to delude themselves into thinking they are being progressive in breaking down stereotypes.
Porky in the picture above is named Mikey. He’s gay and has carved out a little—actually, a XXXL-sized—niche for himself in the chubby-chaser community. I understand very little about this kind of fetishism, but it absolutely baffles my mind that this is the guy he nabbed:
I mean, that dude isn’t my type, and I wouldn’t even fuck him with Mikey’s back vagina, but you get what I’m saying. Right?
And then there was this chick, who is trying to start a fat acceptance club at her college. Searching for campus approval makes her self-hate all that more transparent. Also, my theory is that if you are obese, and you haven’t got any tits, you weren’t actually meant to be obese, meaning that, no, God did not “make” you that way. French fries did.
But this chick is the one that really pissed me off:
Her name is Sharonda and she says that she’ll never stop eating the way she does—which involves spending $15 at a fast food joint on one meal for one person—because she doesn’t want to give in to what “society” says she should do. Society? What about “science” or “doctors”? Seriously! It’s one thing if you’re a fat fuck and you realize it, but it’s a whole other can of chocolate-covered gummi worms to be fat and stupid.
Later, she cries in a dressing room at a store because it’s not fair that she can’t find clothes that fit her.
Lesson not learned: You can’t have your cake, and fit into cute clothes, too.
Isn’t that last bitch the one that carries ranch dressing around in her purse? She takes it out in a restaurant and her boyfriend is all embarrassed.
I love ranch dressing. All that delicious MSG.
This guy IS a little big for my tastes, but, man, don’t hate on us chubby chasers. We can’t help it. Sure, I would rather have a cute thin stud on my arm, but my dick doesnt care about arm candy as much as cunts like you do. Keep throwing out the healthy argument. You are full of shit.
People like that are the first thing I notice when I go back to the Midwest to visit my parents. They also smell like musty peanut butter, are always sweaty, and breathe way to loud. ewww.
Acceptance of reality has gone out the window. Be it in economics, environmental issues, politics, or how many hamburgers you decide to shove into your fat face, people don’t want to compromise their lifestyle in the face of overwhelming evidence that they ought to.
i wonder how much soylent green can be made out of these people.
I much prefer chocolate gummi BEARS, thank you.
And yeah, you CANNOT cry me a river when you are stuffing yourself senseless as some sort of protest against “society.” Society doesn’t want to pay for your fucking double XL wheelchair you’re gonna need from the government when you hit 350. Sorry, big boned I can work with but obese is NOT how Yaweh intended you to walk the earth chubsters. Move. your. ass.
Dudes, I lost 90lbs a few years ago. All you obese kids need to lose that weight! Life is so good when pussy, beer, and friends magically become free.
what does he do grab a fold on the fatty and pretend it’s his ex’s sweaty vagina so he can fuck the hell out of it in spite
just wondering.
oh god last straw im starving
Sharonda, the FACTS are that your lifestyle and eating like you do WILL KILL you. Are you a fucking Doctor? What the hell do you know about “healthy”, diabetes and heart attacks? Drag your sorry ass over to the phone and/or computer and get some answers. Justifying your addiction to food and hiding behind it like you some revolutionary anti-conformist pro fat body type crusader makes you the exact same as the fucked up anorexic models on the opposite end of the body dysmorphic scale. Do those emaciated, skin on a skeleton bitches look healthy to you dumb ass?
FACT : YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, it WILL catch up to you and your friends are trying to tell you so by calling BULLSHIT.
Get it together shar-dawg. That goes for the rest of you fat fucks too.
The gay couple just makes my knees feel all wobbly and makes my brain want to shrink. However, “Fat Girls and Feeders” is an awesome documentary but I dont know if I’ll be able to eat Mexican food ever again.
Isn’t one of your contributors a chubby chaser? I remember reading something.
fucking disgusting. I will never be convinced that obese people don’t cry themselves to sleep at night. I mean, if you’re so fat it’s hard to walk and wipe your own ass, life cannot be good.
I run a website for admirers of big men at [url]http://chubarama.net[/url] and while I’m all for chubby chasing, of course, I’m really baffled by the whole “fat acceptance” thing. Just because I’m attracted to big fellas doesn’t mean I also don’t recognize the health risks associated. I don’t think big people should be ridiculed or anything but being self-deluding doesn’t help.
Of course, the blog gets a wide spectrum of readers. Personally I think Mikey is waaaaaay to big for my taste but to each his own, certainly.
I’d fuck the shit out of those two chicks, because I like big girls. God didn’t make these people this way, because God doesn’t exist.
Speaking as a fat fuck, I’d just like to say I’m fully aware of what I am doing to myself. Society didn’t do it to me, I did it to me. If I get fed up, I’ll do something about it, but until then I’ll continue to sit in coach, thereby depriving you of whatever personal space airport security let you keep at the checkpoint.
how do you fuck a fatty? i mean, how do you get in there? seriously, does anyone know?
What is up with all the hate! People are thin, people are fat we should all just get over ourselves. I’ve been seeing an extra ammount of hating on us fatties latley and it’s enough. We’re fat, we get it , it’s disgusting, we know and no amount of advice or insults will be any worse than what’s in our heads when we look in the mirror.
My issue is mostly with Mikey. certainly, he needs to lose the weight, it can’t be comfortable to spill off of a sofa.
However, I feel sorry for his relationship issues. Believe it or not, there is more to a relationship than just sex, and I feel sorry for him because he’s obviously just a giant sex toy to these men. That much was obvious when Mr. Muscle asked if they were going to romp like the dogs and then fed him 6 pieces of cake for dessert.
Mikey, btw, is a LONG way past being a “chub,” and by looking for a ‘chaser,’ I doubt he’ll ever find someone who cares for who he is on the inside. Granted, there has to be a certain amount of physical attraction for a relationship to work, but when it comes down to it, the ‘chub and chaser’ thing is a fetish, plain and simple, and Mikey, to a ‘chaser’ isn’t an intelligent, fun, kind human being; he’s just a giant sex toy.
For someone so disgusted by it you sure have talked about it alot.
I like Mikey
I would date him, but he’s kinda fem
Jason
Eric, You say Mikey wont find someone who loves him. He has been in a relationship now for over 9 month, I think thats pretty serious.
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