
Jon Glaser recently entered a car design for Toyota’s NASCAR Sponsafier competition. The winner gets the car fucking made for real and then you get to do a lap around the track before the first race. We entered the competition too because we figured we’d turn our laps into a demolition derby if we won.



Jon Glaser recently entered a car design for Toyota’s NASCAR Sponsafier competition. The winner gets the car fucking made for real and then you get to do a lap around the track before the first race. We entered the competition too because we figured we’d turn our laps into a demolition derby if we both won. Thing is, Jon got accepted and we fucking didn’t! They claimed our car was inappropriate. Apparently, cocks and barf are a big no-no.
Anyway, vote for Jon, I guess. It’ll never happen but vote for him.
Here’s our masterpiece…



Make your own car here.




(insert joke about sticky gas pedal here)
NASCAR SUCKS. YEEHAWWWWWWWWW
No wolves and/or confederate flags? Awww schucks.
that actually looks great. (the streetboners car)
the kitten is gr9