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TV Carnage
• 05.21.08 04:05 pm 
Street Carnage is going on tour from May 22- 25, 2008 with ISLANDS. That’s right we are going to be live, in person, in the flesh, waging war against frowns and bummers, bringing you the best in laughs, laughter and laughing So, don’t be afraid, a scared or a pussy. Come see us and then if you want, you can stick around for the ISLANDS. At that point we could give a crap. I mean they are really, really good and all but they are not US!
Oh, Street Carnage will also have t-shirts and DVDs and all sorts of bobbles and trinkets on sale too.
Be there or be the square root of stupid.
XO STREET CARNAGE
those stickers aren’t coming are they?
Hey boner. Email me your address and I’ll make sure you get them.
I like bobbles, but I’ve been on the lookout for some baubles. Got any of those for sale?
You spell “traveler” like a Canadian. Come on, man. Learn to speak the language if you’re going to stay.
3 days is hardly a tour, it’s more of a busy weekend.
I’d be willing to wager the “tour” part, the “passport” part and the misspelling of “traveler” are all part of the joke.
http://dhd.discovery.com/fansites/piven/piven.html
i still haven’t gotten my stickers either.
Nah, I won’t be able to make it bec…..wait! t-shirts!!! I’m there!!!
Wet T-shirts! I’m there!!!
David,
I sent you this link because you were obsessed with that Piven show. Sorry we dared to tell TVC fans that there’d be merch there. We are well aware a few t-shirts isn’t an incentive for an Islands show but that doesn’t mean we should omit the fact that TVC fans will have a lot of goodies to buy.
This is your first contribution since that dude who sits in his garage and looks at a fountain. You finally return after shooting a bunch of movies(?) and all you have to say is “Ha ha, you’re a loser”? That sucks and it hurts like shit.
Sincerely,
FWA
(Formally Waiting Apology)
WHERE MY DAMN STICKERS GAVIN
YOURE A FLY ON A WHORES ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
EHT2266, got it. Now I hunt.
Is this how we’re going to do this now?
I did not click on the link because I was sitting in the lobby of a hotel here in London and I was afraid “nigger” or “paki” or “chink” or “fag” was going to come out of my computer so I never got the Piven reference. You know that as part of my contract with HBO, and the ACLU that I am not allowed to “contribute” to this site. And by contribute I mean making fun of peoples shoes.
Also I would like to turn your attention to a new store on 12th and 2nd ave (in the old Popeye’s Fried Chicken place) called, “Dupree’s” or “Dunfree’s” or something like that. They have a ton of great shit in there but the one thing you should check out is this new skin-thickening cream they have. It really works! One bottle will thicken your skin enough to dish it out AND take it!
Yours in Manlove,
david
Why does “david cross” automatically pop up in the name box when one goes to leave a comment?
oh well…
regardless if the person above me is the real david cross, I’d still say that was an effective diss.
Consider yourself dissed…
Hey there buds. Are the Canadian dates still up in the air?
So, I am dying to know…anyone see the boys’ shtick (thats what it is right, a shtick?)
I saw them last night in Philly and it was hilarious. Everyone was laughing but nobody knew who they were. I told someone that it was the guy that does the dos and donts and he didn’t believe me. Oh well.
Those stickers haven’t come in here either. Do you want me to send you the extra postage?!
I saw them in NYC at Webster Hall last night. It was fucking funny. Suprised the mag format works live. They need their own show.
I think Boston kinda hated it but that was because everyone in the audience was fuckin 16.
I’m glad to live in a world where these guys can tour live
i’m stupid and missed the webster hall show. when are you guys doing a show in new york again?
thanks,
smitty
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david and gavin you guys quite rather must arm wrestle to solve this who bottom up who dick down dilemma next time, you’re embarrassing me and I doan embarass easy ese. anyway Cross did the chocolate fountain thing since the guy who looks at fountains, didn’t he? or was that back in the first flowering of romance circa the My America days? stop bending time into the tight chinese anus of our minds you purple dicks
fhxbegskcpjmvvfywell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how’s life? hope it’s introduce branch