Steven Seagal had the crap interviewed out of him by Street Carnage Radio. Hollywood, spirituality, his new album, living in the delta, music, drugs, Arsenio Hall, AIDS … just to name more than a few.
Steven Seagal had the crap interviewed out of him by Street Carnage Radio. Hollywood, spirituality, his new album, living in the delta, music, drugs, Arsenio Hall, AIDS … just to name more than a few.
It’s not easy being an FM radio guy. Jesus, I have no idea how Spike Dawg and T-Bone do it. It is soul crushing. It takes all of the power you can summon to keep that voice going, have your eyebrow arched in constant interest and maintain that sycophantic laughter. Shit. They have to sleep with loaded guns under their pillows praying it goes off in the night.
Anyway we spoke to Steven Seagal. We wore 18 Sundays worth of our Sunday’s Best attire, combed each other’s teeth and flossed each other’s hair.
Nervous? Indubitably! We were speaking with God for Seagal’s Sake!
He was a perfect gentleman, only scolding us thrice and generally showing rapid disinterest with our questions. By the time we got to the end of the interview, his responses were not unlike a man being interrogated by two retarded chaps, while trapped between them on a cross-country bus trip.
Seagal bless you God.
Enjoy.
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Frankie Lymon “I Think I’m Going out of my Head”
Cool Kids “Pennies”
Girl It’s Alright “Steven Seagal”
Arsenio Hall Show “Steven Seagal vs AIDS”
Minor Threat“Salad Days”
Read Yellow“The Association”
Randy Newman “I Love L.A.”
Above The Law “Nico questions the chief”
Marked For death “How To Kill Screwface”
The Ruts “Babylon Is Burning”
Kool Keith “Drugs”
Steven Seagal “My God”
Lil Kim “Dreams”
Name The Pet “Get On The Bus”
Livin’ For The City “Stevie Wonder”’
Out For Justice “Seagal on God”
Jesus this is fucking great!
above the law is so dope, the apartment building where they have the shootout used to be this epic party loft
argh fuck i cant wait to listen to this. also: “indubitably!”… what a word! score points for that one.
steven segal is the best deranged psychopath hollywood has created. i escpecially like the part where in real life gangs were calling the feds to get steven segal to stop surveilling them because they didnt want to kill steven segal. organised crime felt sorry for steven segal and asked the feds to please make him stop. i love him so much.
i’m too high for this
hilarious! i’m an under siege fan.
I used to masturbate to his best movies.
fix your volume
your radio is not working people!! do something, this interview looks fantastic but I can’t listen to Whitenoise McInnes and Kronos Beckles!
not working…or is that my mind????
kick your fucking ass
all that talk about his acting and music and religion and politics, but no mention of his BRUTAL KOTE GAESHI. Yeah boy. Seagal for life.
War Seagal!!!!1!1!
Rad music intermingled with 4 1/2 second soundbites of Steven Seagal being asked pointedly inane questions would have been totally rad if it weren’t for the fucking crackling/fuzz/interference that is splitting my ear drums in half. Sort it out.
It’s been gorgeous but I suppose the next time we see each other will be after touchdown
Fixed!? It still sounds like some jerk’s noise band. Only worse cause there are words I’d like to make out.
fix this please. i really want to listen to it.
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