Posted by
Gavin
• 06.15.10 12:35 pm

This slot machine sums up casinos perfectly: They want you to think a pile of shit is made of diamonds.

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  1. QUITE POSSIBLY THE GAYEST SONG EVER MADE
  2. STREET BONER 1195
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  5. TV CARNAGE: MICROWAVE BRAIN


Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    what is this

  2. Anonymous says:

    oooh sparkles

  3. DryRub says:

    I won enough money on that exact machine to pay for my shitty buffet.

  4. BOLLOCKS TO THIS says:

    australia has this disease too, we call it fleecing pensioners

  5. john wilkes booth says:

    Ohhh I know that machine. The first and only time I ever went gambling I saw this and felt really depressed.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Great expectations.

  7. Frenchy says:

    I wonder if Paul Krugman “rides the slots”?

  8. DetoNate says:

    Are slot machine companies now zeroing in on the “Lonely Female” market? Does someone play this thing thinking their new best friend and confidant is going to fall out the chute?

  9. no.thanks. says:

    everytime i see this machine i lose my shit and start crying and fapping at the same time. dear lord, what a pile of shit.

  10. GoofyDawg says:

    So true…
    and for whoever asked: a huge percentage of casino income comes from old ladies; anyone who’s been inside one can clearly see that.


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