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TV Carnage
• 06.25.09 07:56 pm 
Why are all of our TV CARNAGE stars dying for no reason? These people were all fine except for minor issues like Cancer, old age and thousands of medical procedures!. Is government at fault? This may truly be the end of days.
Here are some of their better moments from the TV CARNAGE archives. I hope they are all working on a project up in Heavenwood and they mail me a copy ASAP.
XO PINKY CARNAGE
KILLER and so Carnage. Get a news channel now! You would be the best news in town forever!
Don’t forget David Carradine strangling himself while jerking his sploogemaker!
jeff goldblum is now gone too…
omg! omg! omg! omg! oh mah gah! o ma ga! omg! omg!
beath. breath…..breath….chill…omg. chill, relax…..
omg! omg!
nnnnoooooo!
NNNNOOOOO!
omg! omg.
breath. breath.breath. relax. relax. oh………
ha ha, i meant to type “breathe”
dont i look stupid
Neda who?
fuck fuck fuck… worst day ever, like 9/11 but people that i cared for dying..
tv carnage, pinky.
you are the michael jackson of this comp shit. so good for so fast.
Yo motherfucker – back after a while!
The issue is this cock smoker – celebrities die in threes. Ain’t you learn nuthin’ sucka mcfaggot face?
Goddam yo Jive Ass Honkey eyes – all twisted und discombobulated n’ shit.
Thrillah! Killah! Golymarrrrr!
You know what this means shrimp-balls? Chiru’s got to pack up the eyeball clinic and resuscitate dancing zombies! Its a post-modern crisis, shitiot! Goldblum fell into Peter Jackson’s leftover gaping maw!
India ass licker! Like a Cylon Jacko’s being downloaded into another form!
Think of those guinea-assed, smack smoking WASPonaughts? What in the holy mother fuck will they do now?
Incensed – - – - mmmm smells good.
Donkey Boner!
^ Wow how awesome is it that people can post comments wasted on zee meth!
Kudos
ohh and funny vid as usual.
Sky Saxon blew all these fucks out of the water. He died yesterday, too.
Really dude? Come on…GOD! There’s always a Sky Saxonphone fan that blows the moment for everyone else. awes vid!
Billy Mays, the Oxy Clean and Orange Glo guy, died!
The MJ penis bleaching…
Oxy Clean…
And I’m not sure why I’m adding this, but I’m feeling it… Orange Glo.
i swear that dude in the airplane clips at the end looks just like stephen colbert
Michael Jackson’s death reminds me of when they take down mannequins in a store window.
Goodbye, my plastic friend.