Posted by
Gavin
• 01.28.10 12:15 pm 
Pinky and I are so ashamed to be Canadian we cry ourselves to sleep every night in the mirror. Then we see shit like this and go, “Oh yeah. We miss the homeland like a motherfucker.” This honestly gave me chills and I don’t mean douche ones. Maybe us Canadians are gaylords after all.
Pinky and I are so ashamed to be Canadian we cry ourselves to sleep every night in the mirror. Then we see shit like this and go, “Oh yeah. We miss the homeland like a motherfucker.” This honestly gave me chills and I don’t mean douche ones. Maybe us Canadians are gaylords after all.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. why did you do this to us.
I guess.
seems like a chill guy, u guys are still gaylords tho.
halifax harbor is like swimming in diseases
Canucks and Limeys: please leave hip-hop to the Americans.
Classified sucks. No wonder people make fun of Canadians. It’s cause they see this square with his yo-yo-same-song-halifax-weed-canada-toronto-dundassquare-same-song-same-song bit. So lame. Did this dude get a grant from the olympics committee? How does this dude make money? That Vietnam dude from Jane & Finch is the best MC Canada’s ever produced. Also, this is the whitest I’ve seen “Canada” in a long time…EH BUDDY?
NOTE: Only non-white at (4:15), obviously on janitorial duties. WTF, Stephen Harper directed this music video?!? This music video is unbelievably off color.
wait wait wait, you sleep looking in the mirror?
THIS abortion was made by the olympic committee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT01Gi-bI9o
liam gallagher has apparently switched his allegiance
love the jeans though
Pi crisse, y parle même pas français dans son osti d’vidéo! On va se séparer, te l’dit moé on va se SÉ-PA-RER!! Crisse, pi la poutine c’est yenque à nous autres, bâtard!!
Pookles releases a full hearted sigh.
older.
funnier.
more honest (in that it’s obviously part of a cbc contest and supposed to be a joke).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3le7PY9NKY
america jr
Sucks that Degrassi, Road to Avonlea and The Red Greene Show were overlooked…
That guy can’t hold a candle to the greatest of all Canadian MC’s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
Maybe he should be rapping about cooking crack and have rented some whores,rented cars and rented mansions.
Would that make you fucking faggots happy ?
This insane Canadian coke jam always brings the patriot out of me . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GylirgHFqeQ
hey thats some real hood shit right there
filthy canucks. The US owns 60,000+ square miles of the great lakes. Canada owns less than half of that. Their ours!
“…an abundance of laughtrrrrrr.” Ew.
jim lehey cameo? Officially pro canada
Oui c’est super, en… and I love his Bronx accent, yo!
anyone need any degrassi grass
i really, really wanted to hate this. so looks like i’m gay after all.
nigga (gavin, not pinky) you HATE rap. STFU.
but this is catchy.
This is actually a sweet song.
cute
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ha haha. he he. heh heh.
this is fucking sweet.
Seriously though, after a few drinks, we are pretty hilarious. All of us.
Gavs: I say stanky hairy balls to your douchelord homesickness, brought on by some watered down,lame olympic hype,candy ass video you made me watch. Come up and pay some G.S.T. if you miss us so much, ya sad lookin’ tit.
i didn’t like it until he said beaver.
i thot hells angels started in CALIFORNIA…
he just claimed mike meyers. big ups!
EYEBROWS!
Choke on that Vanilla Ice. Canada is the illest
I dig it. I wasn’t prepared to get down… but even my British roommate majoring in World History was citing historical accuracy and backing this shit.
Nice.
I like that Americans can’t take this with songs like “Born In The USA”, “American Badass”, “America” (Neil Diamond) and all those other shitty shitty jams. Whatever, they’re shit, I said it…
Born in the USA is about Vietnam…
I got in a little hometown jam
And so they put a rifle in my hands
Sent me off to Vietnam
To go and kill the yellow man
Yes Hell’s Angels are an American phenom but along with the unfortunately named Rock Machine, they presently RUN Montreal.
http://www2.macleans.ca/2009/07/08/macleans-covers-gallery-2009/mac_cover_091109/
Gavs:You only like this cause the pseudo 1880 guys are rockin’ your lip-pube styles.
Some of us hosers get really uncomfortable around other hosers’ displays of patriotism. This gave me the same chill Gavin is talking about. It’s beyond embarrassing yet works on so many levels… and it totally rules.
POUTINE!
awesome hosers!
Can the US Gov’t please commission a RMX of “Born in the USA”? With, like, broad references to cultural and geographical phenomena? Actually, on second thought, that would be so fucking depressing it might actually be a catalyst for emigration.
you are RIDICULOUS. this was so stupid. Stupid AWESOME!
Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I’m ten years down the road
Nowhere to run, ain’t got nowhere to go
I’m a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I’m a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Yeah
And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We’ve travel this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money and fame
I played their game
and As they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this!
Are you scared?
I AM AMERICAN BADASS!
yeah, i’ve got that retarded pride shit about canada too. like, when we win the gold medal in hockey i kind of almost cry and i wanna hug nardwuar the human napkin but this song is bunk man. this guy is a major douche bag.
i miss my homeland. be back in two months. can’t fuckin wait.
Dental isn’t covered under our health care system, so his statement “keep our girls bangin’ with a mouth full of teeth” is inaccurate. Rest is good. Shoutouts to SCTV.
I always knew canadian wiggers were the worst
signed, Canadian living abroad. this video is the most embarrassing thing I ever saw
http://torontoist.com/2007/08/the_real_toront_1.php
pure canadian wiggers and also some black torontonians (ha ha) that think they are going to talented rappers and make money from it someday even tho they do the worse raps you ever hoid
I think Chuggo has this clown beat.
DUDE did he shout out SCTV?
good use of the “our heritage commerical”
made it all worth it.
i saw this loser classified doing bumps in a washroom at club absinthe in hamilton