Posted by
Gavin
• 01.20.09 12:29 pm 
Dude, fucking RELAX. You’re a vacuum cleaner, okay? You get lint and dead skin particles out of carpets. You’re not at NASCAR. You’re not a super hero.
Dude, fucking RELAX. You’re a vacuum cleaner, okay? You get lint and dead skin particles out of carpets. You’re not at NASCAR. You’re not a super hero. You don’t save babies from burning buildings. You’re a vacuum cleaner. Take your sunglasses off and stop trying to fuck my wife. No one thinks you quote unquote rock.
Look at that fucking thing! Which brewery sponsors it?
what is this, that show 30 rock? why am i being subjected to jokes stolen from other people’s blogs?
Wow, that vacuum has “dual edge” cleaning technology.
yeah, we’ve all seen fuck you penguin before. just cuz you change it to “fuck you vacuum cleaner” doesn’t mean you made it up.
People will pay good money for hoovers on ‘roids with ‘turbo balls’ and ‘deep suck action’
You did anyway.
Put that shit on your balls, bitch.
gavin was stoned when he came up with this bit.
What? I hadn’t heard of “Fuck You, Penguin” until right now, when one of you mentioned it. I Just looked it up. It’s reasonably funny, but if you’re under the impression that that blog has a patent on comically angry derision at oblivious animals / inanimate objects, please don’t try to comment on anything. What we have here is a splendid entry in a beloved comedy staple that’s been around for ages. In fact, this isn’t even the same thing as that penguin thing. That’s schtick and this is witty observational humor combined with schtick, which is a DO, a total Street Boner.
I’m sure something similar goes for whatever that one dude perceived as 30 Rock ripping off something he liked. Some people need to get a better idea of how funny works.
your suck device kind of looks like a high-powered blender that once contained a milkshake or a coke float. When’s the last time you drank a coke float?
my vaccum. mine comes with a little duster attached to it. for those hard-to-reach places. the little duster is automatically cleaned when you stick it into its home on the vacuum’s holster. a vaccum that vacuums itself, nibble on that.
10 dogs or something?
IKEA rug!
wow. what a waste of internet space this is.
hahaah. I don’t know why everyone is getting their knickers in a twist cos that was funny.
Don’t worry i know Cole,He always goes the high side
This is why I pay Puerto Ricans to lick my floors clean.
I was just about to call the shit I just took “easy empty”, but now that it’s been trade marked I’m fucked.
u have 2 much muney