
Everything has been FUCKING GREAT with my wife since she got off my dick and got a hobby. Seriously – I’m not even fucking around – having your wife get a hobby or some form of HER OWN SHIT is 99.99% of the battle. And it can’t be the kids or a TV show.

Everything has been FUCKING GREAT with my wife since she got off my dick and got a hobby. Seriously – I’m not even fucking around – having your wife get a hobby or some form of HER OWN SHIT is 99.99% of the battle. And it can’t be the kids or a TV show.
This is her new jam: She works peddling this Pearl Creme-style shit for OPIRG’s non-profit org out in Ohio. The creme is NOT brand-name informercial Pearl Creme, and you can tell because it actually works. Talk about pride in your work: look at the effects this gooky shit has on niggas out near Cleveland:





Result!!
And she’s not only happy and leaving me alone, she’s making these people’s lives better. You can see for yourself: She’s already repaired so much skin damage she makes Dr. Zizmor look like Chris Brown and a boxcutter.
Now, speaking of Asian shit that works, that VAL HALEN is a FUCKING prize. That picture of her downy soft midriff is too much for me to handle; my man rickrolls me to that shit during conference calls so that I drop loads onto my linux box.
Val and I are having an extremely hot bromance over on gay twitter, and tonight I’m gonna post some titty pics of her there and only there. Jesus I bet her box twists like an anime snapdragon.
Read my rationalization, quit your gay “Street Boning” style whining, and then just come out and hang.




And the funny thing is that those NE Ohio union “workers” are probably her PIRG and/or ACORN colleagues. Now there’s a reputable racket. You’re losing my respect and you’re losing it fast. Oops…it’s gone. But yeah, those Ohio douchebags definitely deserve to have their shit run through the coals by hipsters on Viagra. They’re everything that the Newmore Switchblades are trying oh so hard to be, roots wise that is.
haaahahahaaaah
really? we’re gonna get butthurt because it’s funny that meth melts peoples faces, i’ve got better things to be sad about.
Typical negro stepping on Euro necks when they’re down. Laugh now, Amos & Andy. Laugh now.
I think there is very little difference in the before and after shots
Totally, the cream hardly works, your wife is probably just fucking some guy
Well I’m sure life is lemonade as you’re plowing through the role-playing menu. Personally, I’d go straight for the cream slinger’s jugular: Saleswoman. If you’re lucky, crafty Val will whip up a latex suit and christen you Edward Bisexualhands (she’s not very creative). After you’re done Twitter fucking, your wife will stampede in through the door with a briefcase and two balmy tweekers.
The next time something’s tweeting in the dome, I suggest you rail your Ativan. Of course it’s annoying if you trudge through the swamp of egocum that drips from the social networking community like the inside of your Dockers.
@Cap’n Glitterfuzz
your comment cannot be understood. please fix.
meth muppets.
you can not come after the asians, dark face. we are superrerir to all you black and white face americans. especially the dark faces ones.
Some day i will in person make you to apologize to my feet blognigger!
From PReck!
those are all famed portland meth heads. misappropriation!!
looks like im gonna be left standing in the dust on this one (bn on twitter), fuck it, i aint joining that shit.
This sucks. It’s even worse than that pile about Jesus. You’re attempting humor by making fun of poor people. It must be so hard to dig nuggets out of that hoary old comedic twat. Great job, blognigger. And what’s with that name? Am I supposed to feel edgy and liberated every time I say it? Is it supposed to be some kind of fucking social statement of courage? Well, it could be, but as long as you limit yourself to this low traffic fail-site, it’s really just a pussy-ish little short-cut attempt at having something to say. Next time your wife is in the area, you should accompany her and drop by Youngstown for a Youngstown Snow Shovel. You’ll love it even more than the Cleveland Steamer, maybe. I’m sure that dumb-fuck Vane$$a can show you the way.
i’m funnier than you.
Now what do we suppose would have happend if one of these ole whitey writers had posted nothing but black faces for sport? Hmmmm…
What a surprise to hear that your wife doesn’t work.
We all know this is your second Twitter account only it’s under the BN moniker.
Your first involves tweets like; ‘O’Reilly is publishing a new book titled ‘Mastering cat,’ about the UNIX ‘cat’ command!!! So siked.’
That pic of VAL did have me stalking her blog to the point where I thought Chris Hansen and his camera crew was going to bust into my room. Touche!
this is by jim goad
low traffic? dems fightin words
Poor people are funny though.
“this is by jim goad”
NO shit.
If you examine all of blognigger’s work, you’ll quickly notice that it’s gone from being real tight in the earlier days (I think his circumcision piece might be a good example of this) to being inconsistent, loosey-goosey, and unfocused. I suspect that he’s either lost interest or that the blognigger column gets passed around by these homos in the same way that emo chicks share their panties with their emo boyfriends. It’s all very cute, but in the end, you just want to see the chick (the original blognigger) in the panties. The other possibility is that he got so rattled by Vane$$a’s incessant, hermaphroditic Jewess hectoring that he just can’t put it together no more. Anyways, enough of this shit. I’ve got Mick Jagger ball gagged in the basement. I’m gonna go shove a pool cue up his ass or something.
the meth pictures made me laugh soooo hard
Ah, So sonny b, the krs one column last week was no good? Ahhhh, wrong- it may have been the best of ALL time.
Man, it’s just like someone else said- one thing EVERY bn post has in common is it always has some whiteboy commenter crying “bn jumped the shark!”
Two hundred bucks says “Dk” is a “whiteboy.”
@ Sonny B.
I’ve seen Blognigger in panties and it’s actually pretty fuckin’ hot.
And yes, he’s seen me in panties too. So homo, rite?
i thought this post was rad, I am now a blognigger fan, cos laughing at methheads is way funny and anyone who doesn’t think so has obviously never met/been one. the lady up top is the best cos at first it looks like its not the same chick, then you notice that in the before picture she has just had her ass beat and has a totally swollen-up face. hahahahaha fucking tweekers, she probably just tried to steal someone’s VCR or something
come on lame$$a quit referencing yourself while posting as totally unfunny or sonny b, no one actually gives enough of a shit about you to even talk about you, except me. ps it gives it away when you link youngstown shit, hello no one else has even ever fucking heard of that place.
boring.
Doctor Zizmor ftmfw
BN’s Twitter is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Wow. There you go again, blowing the lid on my phoniness that I errantly think is so well concealed. Thank you for setting me straight once again. Maybe some day I can be as cool as Carlos Mencia.
Did someone say my name…No? Oh well.
I used to work for OPIRG. It helps get laid.
In order from top to bottom:
Laura Silverman
Paul Willeaux
Jerri blank
Susan Sarandon
Paul Willeaux
the guy from fatal farm
@don keyleone
not bad!!
BLOGBYNIGLET I LUV U
Me & you & yo wife in a love triangle… makin’ love to you in all angles
hahaha yo i should be a writer for Street Carnage am i right?