Posted by
Donna Deliva
• 02.11.10 10:51 am


Don’t go to work today. Oh, you already did? Doye, what am I talking about? It’s 11 AM. Okay, don’t go to work TOMORROW. If your boss thinks you’re lying, let it lie for about an hour and then send him this jpeg pretending it’s you.

Don’t go to work today. Oh, you already did? Doye, what am I talking about? It’s 11AM. Okay, don’t go to work TOMORROW. If your boss thinks you’re lying, let it lie for about an hour and then send him this jpeg pretending it’s you. Don’t include any text with it.

You’re welcome.

-DONNA DELIVA

  1. DASH SNOW 1981-2009
  2. LEAVE GAYE MALES ALONE!
  3. OPEN MIC: CHLOE SEVIGNY = ELAINE BENES 2K9
  4. FOUND: $64 WELL SPENT
  5. TV CARNAGE: SANTA CLAUSE KILLED IN DISCO SPEARING!


Comments
  1. gag says:

    thats fucking gross

  2. Spud Gun says:

    Jesus. Is that snot?

    Fuck you.

  3. homeless. says:

    get the fuck outta here with all this secretion shit you retards

  4. Spandrell says:

    I just took an epic sick break for the last two weeks. What’s even better than not going to uni is not being obliged to talk to people I know

  5. Zippy says:

    Rub that in your hair. You’ll look like Elvis.

  6. kure kure takora says:

    I’ve coughed up bigger while I was at work, I just don’t take pictures of it.

  7. Buzz Killington says:

    Disgusting! what the fuck is wrong with your hand?!?

  8. billy MEADOWS says:

    MSG, Kosher salt.

  9. Cadillac Hacksaw says:

    Stop doing coke on weekdays you whore


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