Posted by
Donna Deliva
• 02.11.10 10:51 am 
Don’t go to work today. Oh, you already did? Doye, what am I talking about? It’s 11 AM. Okay, don’t go to work TOMORROW. If your boss thinks you’re lying, let it lie for about an hour and then send him this jpeg pretending it’s you.

Don’t go to work today. Oh, you already did? Doye, what am I talking about? It’s 11AM. Okay, don’t go to work TOMORROW. If your boss thinks you’re lying, let it lie for about an hour and then send him this jpeg pretending it’s you. Don’t include any text with it.
You’re welcome.





thats fucking gross
Jesus. Is that snot?
Fuck you.
get the fuck outta here with all this secretion shit you retards
I just took an epic sick break for the last two weeks. What’s even better than not going to uni is not being obliged to talk to people I know
Rub that in your hair. You’ll look like Elvis.
I’ve coughed up bigger while I was at work, I just don’t take pictures of it.
Disgusting! what the fuck is wrong with your hand?!?
MSG, Kosher salt.
Stop doing coke on weekdays you whore