Pop-hit hooksmiths Hall & Oates recently released a 74 song box set. On the other end of the white sexual spectrum, it appears that some inbred released a Skrewdriver cock set.
Pop-hit hooksmiths Hall & Oates recently released a 74 song box set. On the other end of the white sexual spectrum, it appears that some inbred released a Skrewdriver cock set. One group is unbelievably sexually repressed and the other is not. Guess which one.
One of the biggest mysteries of my adult life has been the outright slander and dismissal of anything Hall & Oates by my peers. Such ignorance of All That Is Souly is simply uncalled for. Once again, Wikipedia grips a louder bullhorn than I do, so after reading about how A) black dudes love them, B) Daryl Hall can give two shits whether you bite / sample their wares, and C) they indirectly gave birth to the cartoon character that is Method Man, how can you possibly not respect them? They can lay it down and they can get you laid — by fine, fun-loving, omg-come-dance-to-this-song-with-me-right-now ladies. Call up and ask Michael Baisden: H&O = boogie and bone.
On the far side of the bridge is a band that will NEVER get you laid: Skrewdriver. Not only will one never even see a naked woman while openly listening to it, one will never dance with a clothed woman either. Earnest fans of Skrewdriver are (and are surrounded by) hick-goons, and the hottest ass they’ll ever see are Atlantic City strippers from the Pine Barrens. Skrewdriver fans show off their muscles a lot, openly proclaim their love for one another, and touch each other way too much. Why? Because Skrewdriver is morbidly homosexual (while H&O is pleasantly pussified, wink wink).
The reason why this conflicting behavior exists is because Patriarchal Dictatorships are argued to be historically homoerotic. The Nazis are well known by historians to have engaged in superior Aryan man-love. Some may argue that they concentration-camped all the gays, but really it was just the effeminate ones, while the manly-mans were saved for fighting and frottage. The Third Reich also heavily modeled itself after the Roman empire and Greek Legions, which throughout history had elite battalions of homosexual men who brought wreck on their pussy loving adversaries.
Think about it: Good ol’ USA had easy nurses, the USO, and titties painted on the side of their B-52′s, while ze Germans goosestepped like a chorus line and had fantastic outfits with perfect haircuts. If you are still in doubt, check out that scene from Before Night Falls when Javier Bardem describes the sexual revolution of another Patriarchal Dictatorship: Castro’s Red Cuba. Hairy butts everywhere.
What the hell has this got to do with Daryl Hall & John Oates? Not much. Except for the fact that you can no longer call their music “gay.” Skrewdriver and Neo-Nazi Oi is “gay.” H&O’s music is simply articulately crafted Philly soul that is comfortable with its sexuality and open to experimentation.
Tis’ the season, jerkstores.
GODDAM! Imagine after 73 songs, feeling like you need to give them one more.
Mike, all the Polish-American hot young messed-up things had sex while Screwdriver was playing back when I hung out with young people because of their duty to keep the race alive.
Atlantic City strippers from the Pine Barrens.
this is a good post, but i think that most are already aware of nazi gayness via the outed jorg haider, stefan petzner, the austrian freedom party et al.
The one problem with your theory is that Hall & Oates blow and Skrewdriver fucking rule. How can anyone not like this song. Even my one black friend said “I gotta admit it’s pretty catchy.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7BLPC0Y0q4
Also, “Smash the IRA” – “I Don’t Like You” – and “Farwell Ian Stuart” are classics that will never die.
“Scott”
If you can find a group on Earth that is more genetically inbred than the Ashkenazim, you won’t have to apologize.
I was disappointed when I discovered H&O’s “Maneater” wasn’t about cannibalism.
you do realize that homosexuals actually get laid like an insane amount way more than straights do, right? Oi!
the chromeo thing with daryll hall is awesome.
Yep, all fags. Covering up they’re dick cravings with Racism.
All skins want is dick, dick, dick, dick. OI! OI! Pappi!
No offense to the open gays.
Nice try, faggot.
true story.
I couldn’t finish this article. Who gives a shit. Skrewdirver totally blows. They are fags. This is news? Come on guys post something awesome.
Private Eyes….they’re watching you….seriously.
damn it Ty, you beat me to it.
Skrewdriver covered a song from Cabaret(Tomorrow Belongs to Me); from this one can surmise Ian Stewart loved both musicals and Liza Minelli. You should have mentioned that. Skrewdriver are still catchy as hell.
PS “Your music scene is for pussies!”
@ fizzlebottom:
And Cabaret was adapted from Goodbye Berlin written by Christopher Isherwood, who was openly gay and masturbated to Kevin Bacon in Footloose.
I think I just came.
Actually Hitler wasn’t too keen on any gays, even the ‘manly’ ones. Ever hear of the night of the long knives?
Hitler was clearly gay, he was so wound up because he tried to suppress his homosexual tendencies.
Just like evangelicals. They should just come out already and spare us the tedium.
@ANonymous Too, Inbreds?, and Ask-a-Nazi:
Hey snow-monkeys:
Go eat a tasty bag of Funyuns™. We’ve been secretly making them out of our foreskins for years in order to poison the white race.
love,
me.
@Erik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pp6WC1Ocz4
i def agree that hall and oates is not teh ghey, but i also dont think that skrewdriver is. you may be confusing fans of the band with the band itself, i can see a lot of ‘skinheads’ being sexually repressed/gay.
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!
i’m gonna have to agree on both accounts. while you may think that it’s “hipster” and lame, i ride fixie bikes whith a group of about 20 dudes. we party very hard and there is homosexuality abound in our group. not that we don’t have sex with vagina people, we do, a lot! but we’re a lot like jocks who are more educated and way less homophobic. making out between our members is not uncommon at all, and neither is the carressing of buttocks and balls on the dance floor, as well as gentle kisses, carresses and ear nibbles. as far as i know, no one has as of yet engaged in full on sodomy, but i wouldnt be too surprised if they did. as for hall and oates, i’ve actually started to get into them recently. this came about because hot girls i was hanging out with were listenening to them while we were drunk and having fun. also because i saw my friend’s band play and they sounded a lot like hall and oats but way more psychadelic and with weirder lyrics.
what the fuck is a greek legion? fact check.
poopsmear, I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not but you are on your way to becoming the next Vane$$a.
Signed, shitty blog
[citation needed]
@Tumor
Your tweets fucking suck.
@Ask-a-nazi:
That’s all you’ve got…Kramer dropping the n-bomb.
I guess that makes up for all the years Boyd Rice, Tom Metzger and his American Front Skins minced around San Francisco in Nazi armbands calling Oprah Winfrey a n*gger on live TV, calling Geraldo Rivera a “kike beaner” and breaking his nose with a chair.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQOg2HaB1Xc
Have fun at Ragnarok. Tell White Jesus and Glenn Beck I said “hi.”
E.
white power is pretty lame. all that self-hatred and fear is so childish. i mean, white pride is fine, but denigrating another race of people born on our sacred litte Earth because they look slightly different than you is just so stupid. still, you gotta admit the style is sweet and skrewdriver (politics aside) have a few pretty killer punk tracks. ultimately, though, any racist philosophy is thoroughly discredited, irrational, and useless.
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! HITLER WAS NOT DISSED ENOUGH IN THIS ARTICLE! ALONG COMES KOLACEK TO ENSURE THAT THE GOYIM ARE SUFFICIENTLY DEGRADED! MUST SYSTEMATICALLY DEFAME GOYIM WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AGAINST RACISM! MAYDAY! HITLER WAS ONLY 86% DISSED! MUST FULFILL MAXIMUM DISRESPECT QUOTA AGAINST NON-JEWISH CAUCASIANS! MAYDAY! MUST…DESTROY…EVIL…GOYIM!
Five bucks says he’s a Khazar and doesn’t have a drop of truly Semitic or “Hebrew” blood in him.
Go shoot a Palestinian child.
“denigrating another race of people born on our sacred litte Earth because they look slightly different than you is just so stupid”
You’re right—especially when they get all cosmic about it and claim to be “God’s chosen people.”
“Hi, Gavin, I’m Erik Kolacek.
Even though you’re a Goy and therefore were NOT chosen by God like I was, I fucking love your site and would love you to promote the SHIT out of a book done by my ‘client,’ Jason Myers. It’s a homage to coked-out fuckbags everywhere, because we all know that being a nihilistic drug addict who listens to punk rock 30 years too late is morally superior to being white and not hating yourself for it. No, really, promote it, OK? Please promote it?”
You suck so hard, I can hear it on the East Coast.
a TWO DISK box set? lol
Thanks Jimmy
@Erik
My first thought was to link the scene from CYE where Larry offends a Jewish guy by whistling Wagner and then later brings an orchestra to his front lawn, but i couldn’t find it on youtube. I feel you for feeling Geraldo’s pain.
I know a cute girl who was in a band that covered I Don’t Like You
suck it
please fuck off and die you stupid cunt
Oh my god Skrewdriver are racist and I need to point this out 20 some odd years after the fact wah … make a blog about it ……. oh wait
sheeeeeit. i’m tardy for this party.
Yeah, okay Goad. I’m sorry if I struck a nerve out there in 90s has-been land, but some of us change with the lanscape and find new careers.
Jason has sold 70,000+ units. And yeah…you’re goddamn right. I work my tired 42 year-old “30-years-too-late” ass off promoting his work in every conceivable way.
I don’t know what else to tell you other than “good luck at whatever it is that you do.” That whole “Rape Issue” thing was pretty cutting edge way back when.
Stay adorable.