This video was filmed at a place where no one has exercised in about a year, maybe more, unless you count making a curling motion with a beer from waist to mouth area all night long. But that’s the beauty behind this amazing work out. Everybody fucks,
This video was filmed at a place where no one has exercised in about a year, maybe more, unless you count making a curling motion with a beer from waist to mouth area all night long.
But that’s the beauty behind this amazing workout. Everybody fucks, whether it’s hot or cold out, whether there’s a fucking tornado going on outside your door, whether you’re a fat pig or an anorexic mental patient. I have a 400 pound friend who gets more pussy in one year than your mom.
Also, TIP: If you’re going to videotape your friend’s video, don’t be an idiotic super retard about it. OK, so maybe you didn’t go to film school, or maybe you didn’t even graduate high school. But they make video cameras that are easy enough for monkeys with downs syndrome to use now. So fucking get your head out of your ass, shit for face, and keep the camera still. Also, don’t laugh your creepy cackle into the speaker, you total dick in every genre of dickdom. You even cut off the first few words of the sketch because you were too busy making mouth love to a Twinkie when the video started. I told you to be ready, you complete waste of any existing thing.
I hate these drama club types.
Fucking camel toe ahoy!
I want to meet this 400-lb. man who gets so much pussy. I also want to meet these woman, and a totally new life while I’m at it.
this episode of saturday night live was a little funnier than last week’s. fred armison really delivers the laughs during the sexy stretch sequence.
That’s some fuckin art shit.
This does not make me feel good about sexual intercourse.
(to commenters) You sad and angry fetus brains are really too cool for this world. You should kill yourselves and go to a better, cooler place. Don’t wait, do it TODAY!
Where I come from, camel toe is a sign of welcome.
ever notice how the writers on the site always try to sound like gavin and fail?
I’d stack em up and play tick tack hole
holy shit, that was unbearable
Anything to wear leopard print tights, reeboks, and head bands.
Hey, Coral Reefs For Cheeks, it’s still some fuckin art shit.
I’VE SEEN A COUPLE THINGS THAT WERE FUNNY IN MY DAY, SO I FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THIS WASN’T.
ALSO SOMEHOW IT MANAGED TO NOT GIVE ME AN ERECTION, WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE EVEN LISA EDELSTEIN ON HOUSE DOES.
when unattractive drama nerds talk about sex, it’s like when sixteen year-olds talk about being “hardcore”. who fucking believes them?
I have noticed that, cocksucker. Now come up with your own childish name.
these prostitues are on some wack shit.
Jessica Delfino may not be the hottest girl out there, but I still want to fuck her until her vagina breaks.
Yeah. I couldn’t get through that. I’m actually worried my roommates think less of me now.
i’m 2:40 in, and they’re not naked. i’m outta here.
WELL TODAY’S YOUNGER GENERATION OF “WOMYN” HAS REALLY “THROWN OF THE SHACKELS” AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW BY WATCHING THIS VIDEO BECASUE THIS OBVIOSULY AI’NT YOUR MOMMA’S GENERATION RIGHT HERE!! YOWZA. BUT ANYWAY IF YOU DO’NT THINK THIS IS FUNNY YOU ARE A LOOSER, RIGHT SWEET CHECKS?
The Scott Thompson channeling on “silly bitch” = 1st runner up
The race-gag handicapped line = Ding ding ding!!!
PS: It’s called FUN, it’s not gonna steal your girlfriend or nothin’.