All right guys, please stop asking me what you’re cum face should be. I have explained this one million times. You do the classic “Gamebob Solution”
All right guys, please stop asking me what you’re cum face should be. I have explained this one million times. You do the classic “Gamebob Solution” which is to make a face like you’re the devil and exhale via grunting sounds. Girls will think it’s intense and tell their friends about it. This is called “pussy marketing” and will lead to more lays.
That’s not what today’s episode is about. Today’s episode is about how to physically express yourself while being pleasured by a woman (blowjob or handjob or even non-contact orgasm).
This “dance” is broken up into two parts. One: When you’re receiving her pleasures, you want to point your toes and get your legs up high. This shows her that she’s making your whole body quiver and you appreciate that giving. Two: When you feel the bubbling in your upper prostate leak towards the circumference of your turgid testicles, that means fruition is coming. This is where you want to take it to the next level and arch your back as much as possible. When your body feels the semen pee into her mouth or on her face (or even her eyebrows!) you want to let out a primal scream (primal scream!) that brings the past 40,000 years of orgasms right back to the future where it started.
FUCK UP: The camera crew was not very professional and lost control towards the end of my talk. What was cut is this: After orgasming on her, you want to put your feet together high in the air, scoop your arms around your underknees, roll to the side and just b-r-e-a-t-h-e. This is your time to relax and it behooves your spouse to just caress your lower buttocks and make tickle motions as you let air go in and out of your lungs and slowly land back on earth like that 80s video game Tranquility Base.
Happy Cunting!
im gonna break kayfabe here: i read it.
goot one. you do yoga?
Damn! That was super special.
no video! bummer
I’m sure it was a great video before the terms of use violation
megalols!
“Gavin Was A Terms Of Use Violation”
Guilt makes people be funny.
i think i just blew my load
i feel like every load i ever shot just flew back into my urethra upon watching this. thanks.
I am literally on the verge of puking right now. Like, seriously. I can feel all the chunks in the back of my throat right now.
I love that your kids are going to see this one day.
gavin mcinnes: eyeball rapist.
He be packin’ ++++++—–) [Gavin's weewee]
Pluss, what’s your grooming sitch?
Nary a leg hair to be found. Confusing.
Picture 15 of those Gavin’s doing the archway power-yoga cumming positions in a row. Then picture your Mom running through those tunnels of Gavin’s in a white suit, Top hat and shit. Then picture your Dad all turned on because Gavin made him moist. It’s a sick world.
You’re like the [name of famous male russian ballet dancer from the 70s/80s] of cumming.
was beckles holding the camera for this?
how dare you
Hahaahaha… Gav you´re gross but I love you anyway
this video creeped me out
this looks horrid. I’m not even bored enough to watch this. No thank you mister.
“you’re cum face”?
Don’t you people have better shit to be doing?
HOLY SHIT OMG I AM TRIPPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. I CANT EVEN WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO BECAUSE I KEEP REWINDING IT TO 57 SECONDS IN. THAT “POP” SOUND EFFECT AHAHAHAHA FTW!!!
Boss, not for nothing, but i don’t know if i keep coughing because i’ve been high for three days straight or because i’m kinda grossed out…but in a good way? Both!
LULS4LYFE
good shit, mon.
I’d hit dat.