Steven Seagal makes history with Above The Law and just when we think it he can’t kill it again he proves that it’s easy to be killer! His follow up film Hard To Kill, stars short lived model/wife Kelly LeBrock. She is half French Canadian and all too good to be true!
In this scene Mr Seagal comes out of his coma after the use of medical advancements still in their experimental phases called “sexual innuendo con pussy jokes”.
BANG! It worked and Seagal proves that being a veg for a few years ain’t no thang. You get a beard and remain gorgeous, next.
Steve also proves that acting ain’t no thang in this quintessential, “coming out of a coma scene”. Every twitch is a brush stroke on a paining entitled “Oscar bait” and every squint is in fact a wink at how it’s done! Hey bad guys, fuck you. You are about to get fucked up! With all the bad pres coma’s get, Mr Seagal proves that they are actually rejuvenating. A chance to collect your thoughts and prepare for ass kicking!
He made it clear in this film that it’s hard to kill our love for his ability as an actor. You can take that to the bank!
PS – If a nurse checks out the goods of a coma patient isn’t that a major medical ethical issue? … Or is it simply a prelude to – sexual healing?
P.S. The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!
I just spit up on my computer. You have a way of pointing out meta shit like no one else.
Pussssyyyyy jokes.
I just keep watching the first 20 seconds over and giggling.
Platinum!
Platinum!
“PUH-lease wake up.”
why the fuck would he be stark bollock naked under that sheet?
Wow, she is the worst nurse ever. I like how she just gets annoyed by the sound of the heart monitor instead of running to his bed. And places a bacteria-ridden mewling sharp-clawed danderball on his pillow. And his head.