So what the fuck is Thunder Bay, right? Well, the only other city that is under a 6-hour drive from Thunder Bay is Duluth, Minnesota, and if Duluth makes you feel sick to your stomach, then Thunder Bay will make puke come overflowing out of your mouth.
So what the fuck is Thunder Bay, right? Well, the only other city that is under a 6-hour drive from Thunder Bay is Duluth, Minnesota, and if Duluth makes you feel sick to your stomach, then Thunder Bay will make puke come overflowing out of your mouth. Yup, Thunder Bay is that little city that you pass through on the highway that is a major bummer because it’s just so shitty, and then it makes you depressed to think about the poor fucks that actually live there, and you say: “what the fuck”, and you think: “Jesus! Shit! Keep Driving! Don’t stop!” and then you say: “Whew! Thank GOD that’s over!” Uh, well I live here. And so does my friend P, who has a four-year-old son here with the first girl that he ever fucked, and he works from a high-school diploma. You are HERE, man. This is it:
1. Drunk as Fuck
You guessed it! Don’t wait for last night’s buzz to wear off! You can’t face this town with sobriety, because that would be like fucking that ugly bitch without beer-goggles on, and you would never do that. Beer Store and LCBO are your two options—let’s DO this!
2. Bar Scene
DELETED BECAUSE THEY GUY WAS GOING TO SUE US.
3. Do Coke, But Don’t Fuck Your Friends
Since friend-material can be pretty scarce in this city, do not fuck it up by fucking your friends. Friends in Thunder Bay are hilarious, because there is nothing to do all day but crack jokes from within igloos, and if you fuck each other then the jokes will get too real, and it will suck.
4. Get the Fuck Out
The best part! Getting the fuck out of town is cool because now you can appreciate everywhere else so much more! You basically have unlimited reasons to be happy now.
Another thing about living in Thunder Bay is that everyone constantly moans about how crappy it is. It’s actually a common point of reference to bitch about how much we hate Thunder Bay–which is mostly the case– but deep down inside I think that we all have a soft spot for our shitty little deformed city. It can be such a blast. Or, if you are sick and sad you can just lay down anywhere on the sidewalk or in the bushes and somebody that recognizes you will eventually pick you up and take you home.
Awesome post. Good luck on getting out, if that’s what you want to do.
I think you do love it. It looks beautiful too. Instead you should conjure new friends to come by doing things like this.
Duluth is a BUMMER, T-Bay must be a drag too. The thing is, all the people I know who grew up in NYC are a mess. The transplants from far-flung spots (like me, Wisconsin) are so thankful to be in a new city with new friends and endless fun that they just improve the overall vibe in general. Not that you have to all move to NYC or anything (please don’t)
Much like I suspected, all you can do in a small town is get f-d up. Maybe growing up in a bigger scene gies you more options? Or maybe just cooler places to get a buzz, and better drugs.
Mccauley Culkin
that ” i fear no hooker ” hat is ill sick
are you kidding? thunder bay is under appreciated.
but your right about the drunk as fuck bit
Charming. Seriously.
Wow, Thunder Bay is totally bitin’ on Manhattan’s skyline.
One time my family decided that we needed to drive across Canada with our camper, and when we got to thunder bay the bridge was washed out and we had to detour to Duluth…WOOF!
I like cats more than dogs
dis was funny. more on thunder bay I only know it as a punchline
God, this dude reads and looks like every annoying “vice is the bible” motherfucker in brooklyn. Seriously, I wish all of you would go back to your Thunder Bays.
sounds like my hometown except its also on a chemical spill, so its even coooler!
Where did his wayfarers, skinny jeans and H&M cardigan come from? Road trip to the Mall in Winnipeg?
thunder bay gives me what I need . . . . as for the jukebox comment, is that directed at me? :O
No one besides a masochistic retard would think it’s a good idea to lay down roots a six-hour drive NORTH of impossibly frigid Duluth, MN.
People in Canada have very red pupils.
pabst?
you’re canadian uncle, get real…
HOW COME THIS ASSHOLE FROM THUNDERBAY GOT HIS STICKERS……IS IT CAUSE HE IS FROM THUNDER FUCKEN BAY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY STICKERS?
I am from Thunder Bay and left after i graduated from Lakehead. I was desparate to leave. I could see my future as either a check-out girl at the A&P (which is a good gig in TBay… union, benefits, $15.00 an hour. I always think about that when i go to grocery stores in other cities… highschool students and retards get jobs at grocerie stores and in Thunder Bay it’s a fucking career) or knocked up on welfare. The town is going for a serious shit too. Mills closing = hard times. On the bright side, my family is still there, the camping is fantastic and at Christmas when you and all your friends go back, it’s a big, drunk, high as fuck reunion.
I’m from Duluth. In middle school we went on a field trip to Thunder Bay. To meet our pen pals. That’s right. Pen pals.
That should give you a pretty solid idea of what it’s like to grow up in Duluth.
Fuck yeah, Lake Superior! Marquette, Thunder Bay, Sault Ste Marie, Houghton/Hancock and Duluth are the BEST! I love shitty little cities that are completely unbearable to live in for over half the year and completely unbearable to live in the other half of the year!
Sublime is amazing go buy another striped shirt from h&m
What a vanity piece. This kid is odious.
he’s spot on with the beer goggles and friends reference, On deck is as he describes, you go there because the Apollo no longer exists in its former glory
it’s funny cause it’s true…but, if you can make it in Thunder Bay..then you can make it anywhere
Man, this kid is just trying too hard…the chucks, pabst blue ribbon, frogskins, and try hard mustache. Jesus christ. You’re canadian. You should be drinking some cheap as fuck canadian beer, be wearing a flannel shirt and a toque, and actually show your soft spot for the shitty town you grew up in, instead of wearing and talking New York. This made me sick. I do enjoy the scene reports though.
you are a turd
yeah what’s with the Pabst and shit it’s true he should be drinking 50.. he is auditioning for abummin in abrooklyn
actually, the juke at on deck does have some good tunes.
better than most other barjukes anyway.
i like hearing radiohead or nirvana when i’m out getting effed.
also: you neglected to mention the music scene.
there are a lot of good fuckin musicians in this shite hole.
you wouldn’t know that unless you go to a lot of shows.
problem is, they won’t get anywhere unless they get the fuckout,
something that seems hard for people…
they leave for a few years.. then come back (if they leave at all).
if you think thunder bay sucks, you must spend way too much time indoors.
You sir, are a hipster doofus.
oh ya, I forgot… Corey Heart wants his sunglasses back.
think thunder bay is bad?
take a trip to dryden. i guarantee you’ll appreciate what you have in tbay so much more.
shave that shit off your lip and fuck yourself
if I ever see your ratty ass back in this town im gonna kill you…. for serious
Youre a fuckin retard. Get some talent.
hey mutherfucker,
why you posting anonymously?
I’m in town on the 14th July. we can have a chat, ok? your mammy won’t recognize you
nevermind the negative feedback, here’s a death-threat! awesome!
Thunder Bay is quite the shitty place a lot of the time. but it is fucking awesome regardless. it would be a way better place if people stopped leaving, which is what people bitch about. people say its a retirement town and that theres nothing here, but if the younger generations stayed and expanded on it Thunder Bay would be amazing.
…On Deck is trendy and gay.
listen mother. Why don’t you shut your cock filled mouth. Before you get yourself beat. For serious… faggot
Thunder bay is awsome. I love the fact that all my friends are here. and we all have a good time. with out thunder bay we wouldnt have adapted such high tolorance for liquer , coke or weed. in thunder bay because you get bored your forced to go out and try new things and have fun. We party hard and i love it. I would never dis thunder bay
its fucking tight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for reals
thunder bay.. omfg. gross.
boo
Holy fuck kid ur bang on about every thing in Thunder Gay !! Though banned 4 life from On Deck Sandy is a fucking retard! Also the blow in that town sucks ass
ur fucking dumb buddy if i ever meat you i will kick the shit out of you while i shit on your mothers face because of how much of a stoopid fuck you are.
damn sam . . . you’ve really sunk to rock bottom it seems
You talk shit about a town that I call home.. I used to have the same attitude, but after I left I realized that it wasn’t so bad after all. I’m stuck in the oil patch here in alberta and that sucks even more.. Get off your ass and leave.. See how it is anywhere else… you’ll end up wishing you were back home.. I do every day..
Thunder bay ruined my life and havent even lived here a year. When opportunity comes, I’m fleeing and never looking back.
Thunder Bay is a beautiful place… great camping spots, lots of wildlife, and some of the best drinking water in all of Canada. If you can appreciate being outdoors, and not being hassled by cops (like in bigger city centres) then Thunder Bay can be an awesome time. But definitely hit up the LC or the Beer Store.
Pabst is some of the cheapest beer in T-Bay!
Thunder Bay!!! Post pic’s of your sluts!
kids a tool, obviously one of the emo douchebags that live in pa. nice life bud, if you wanna get out then stop talkin trash and do it..
i live in atikokan like come on i think Teeb is the worst set up place ive ever been but the choke is as boring as it gets
Are you all kidding!?! I moved to Tbay 3 years ago from Toronto – I would never go back. Thunder Bay has everything and there is soo much to do. I love it here – great place raise kids. For those that think there is nothing to do but get f–cked up – that’s your fault if you don’t have a life.
Hmm all you young guys bitchin but ya still opve when i open my legs and have a party!
I lived in T-bay for 4 years while I attended Con College and LU. Along with T-bay, I’ve lived in Sudbury, Peterborough, St. Albert, the Sault and a couple shithole towns in between. Really; Sudbury, T-bay and the Sault are all the same (I was able to hack them without the use of narcodits – haha). I used to call them Hicksville – mullets and alcoholic millworkers with big trucks and fast sleds. As for the bar scene, it’s much better in T-bay than it is in the bigger city sausage fests, Thunder Bay has the hottest women around. It’s good because men in Thunder Bay aren’t much competition.
Overall, I really think I would consider moving back to T-bay. Love Lake Superior and the countless parks and activities throughout the city. I might be able to put up with the hicks, like a retarded little brother, you gotta love them.
I was born and raised there…funny how the young folks see the way I did…got out about 25 years ago…but It’s still a nice place to visit (for a day or 2)
I did read many responses from above and I must say we have got to be kidding? Death Threats from a computer. Got to give your head a shake coward. Then one guy brags about other man that they are not much in Thunder Bay… Are you freak’n kidding me but say what kind of cheap drugs are you on? If you plan to pick up a prostitute, be very careful because the majority have HIV AIDS. Say how can you get turn on by a sick looking lifeless prostitute? I mean you got to be damn lonely ugly sick individual right? About the dating seen, go ahead and see how you get dissected, their are some strange birds and some dangerous in Thunder Bay. I’ve dated a nurse who tried to kill me and death threats from this stalking bitch to me and my family and friends. I served 5 days in jail but was acquitted of all charges. But you think this stalking bitch is bad in Thunder Bay, my advise is be careful what you wish for. They all want your wallet. AND most every block in our city as a baby stroller. I been there, seen it, live it and am thankful to be still alive. Thunder Bay is a very dangerous place to play but I promise you will pay!
Peace out!
Ha Well I live here,
What thunder bay has became so shitty to me . was Some fucker drove into my bro and killed him on the highway, it has a shitty hospital shitty as people in there, the only thing nice about it, it the scenery. you can get away with fucking drug or alcohol i see all these bitches on the streets drugged outta there minds and cops just drive by shoving donuts in there faces or checking the fucking sluts.