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• 05.13.08 11:48 pm

LOUIE V

Warm weather is here, which means more exercise, which means more hydration. If you hate yourself, you’ll go out and buy a water bottle for $500. If you kinda, sorta have some self-respect, you’ll drop $750. However, if you really love yourself, and really care…

 

LOUIS TITS

Warm weather is here, which means more exercise, which means more hydration. If you hate yourself, you’ll go out and buy a water bottle for $500. If you kinda, sorta have some self-respect, you’ll drop $750. However, if you really love yourself, and really care… (Sorry I always get choked up over this subject) about the person you have become, the person you have cultivated and shaped throughout your life’s journey, then you’ll spend $1295.00 on your re-hydration needs. Louis Vuitton made this jogging belt, not only as a tribute to the 2004 Athens Olympic Games but as a tribute to those who live for a challenge. If you think, you can let an opportunity to show yourself that you give a shit about YOU, slip away; you are more of an idiot than you think you are. Buy this for yourself now; before someone else realizes they deserve it more than you.

Imagine those spraying all over your face.

  1. SBTVC
  2. HI FROM SBTVC!


Comments
  1. asd says:

    YOU CAN SPRAY ME IN MY FACE

  2. Lorin says:

    You forgot to mention that the inside zipper pocket has pockets for three credit cards! Also that can hold your “cosmetics and many other things.”

  3. Joe "Jingles" Glitterfuzz says:

    SBTVC is great, but you need to give Kanye the boot.

  4. fatcastle says:

    Joe can you clarify “Kanye” please?

  5. Joe "Jingles" Glitterfuzz says:

    Why Fatcastle, I don’t know what kind of anti-alternative reflector shield you’ve been buried beneath…

    Kanye West, the founder of Daft Punk, and unofficial mayor of Williamsburg. Recently he’s had a smidgen of radio play; I hope he doesn’t sell out.


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