
Warm weather is here, which means more exercise, which means more hydration. If you hate yourself, you’ll go out and buy a water bottle for $500. If you kinda, sorta have some self-respect, you’ll drop $750. However, if you really love yourself, and really care…

Warm weather is here, which means more exercise, which means more hydration. If you hate yourself, you’ll go out and buy a water bottle for $500. If you kinda, sorta have some self-respect, you’ll drop $750. However, if you really love yourself, and really care… (Sorry I always get choked up over this subject) about the person you have become, the person you have cultivated and shaped throughout your life’s journey, then you’ll spend $1295.00 on your re-hydration needs. Louis Vuitton made this jogging belt, not only as a tribute to the 2004 Athens Olympic Games but as a tribute to those who live for a challenge. If you think, you can let an opportunity to show yourself that you give a shit about YOU, slip away; you are more of an idiot than you think you are. Buy this for yourself now; before someone else realizes they deserve it more than you.
Imagine those spraying all over your face.




YOU CAN SPRAY ME IN MY FACE
You forgot to mention that the inside zipper pocket has pockets for three credit cards! Also that can hold your “cosmetics and many other things.”
SBTVC is great, but you need to give Kanye the boot.
Joe can you clarify “Kanye” please?
Why Fatcastle, I don’t know what kind of anti-alternative reflector shield you’ve been buried beneath…
Kanye West, the founder of Daft Punk, and unofficial mayor of Williamsburg. Recently he’s had a smidgen of radio play; I hope he doesn’t sell out.