Posted by
D. Eric Beckles
• 05.22.09 06:35 pm


Look call me a naive sucker for not being a troglodyte and believing we are not fucking the world with our human endeavors.

Look call me a naive sucker for not being a troglodyte and believing we are not fucking the world with our human endeavors. It’s one of those arguments where, if I’m wrong I’m happier than a pig in trillions of gallons of human waste. If I’m right i guess I get to brag about it while all hades breaks loose and I’m knife-fighting a guy over a thimble of drinkable water? So things like “recycling used oil” sounds like a pleasant idea, right? Well that is until I walk by a truck doing the planet a good deed. Me and my bud Choe were almost knocked on our asses while this do good company collected oil but pumped 80 pounds of burning (used) oil fumes into the air. Talk about a zero sum game. I think they were burning half the oil by collecting it. Alright, it wasss cute.

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  3. ackbar says:

    Yes.

  4. danaka says:

    yep. walked by one of those too. They are retarded! The whole street was covered in black smoke

  5. ummmm says:

    shit like this in NY is the tip of the Bloomberg

  6. we are doomeded and i mean ed

  7. teenage wizard says:

    i don’t get it… your vocabulary is stunning, i think you should def write 4 this blog more

  8. teenage wizard says:

    NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Banacek says:

    D. Eric is gonna save this planet one truck at a time!

  10. louis says:

    i love the smell of gasoline and 2 stroke oil

  11. jake says:

    and the smell of puss puss

  12. FaceKick says:

    It made sense to me…it may not measure up to the “Harry Potter” series that you seem to enjoy so much (judging by the name on your posts mr. “teenage wizard”) but its readable.
    To summarize: dude saw recycling truck emitting an acrid shitstorm of pollution while collecting oil to be recycled.

    Then again, who do I think I am, explaining a street carnage blog entry to someone who busted out a “not” joke…i might as well take a poop in shakespeare’s skull while i’m disrespecting [future] literary icons such as the poster above.

  13. FaceKick says:

    btw this is Derrick

  14. gunt hustle says:

    nutcock you fucking sreggin!

  15. Beckles says:

    Sorry. I was still choking on fumes when i wrote it. Peas oot!

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  17. SPIES says:

    i am positive the apocalypse is coming…absolutely fuckin serious

  18. dapwell says:

    what’s coming first, the apocalypse..OR A NEW POST, AM I RIGHT??
    BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, I’M AT CAROLINE’S ALL WEEK


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