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TV Carnage
• 09.13.09 04:00 pm 
There is an old adage that goes a little like this; “Never say never”. Well, it seems it never applied to this sport. Anyway, enjoy these helpful tips for a sport you will always feel good about; never, ever trying with exception to the times you try it to make your friends laugh and then they try it, which means your trying it… ohhhh shit.
P.S. Sally, I think you are pretending to feel super great. To be honest, I think you feel hungry and bored ya hi-pitched broad. That’s just me.
XO
PINKY CARNAGE
Sally Struthers was a real piece of ass on “All in the Family” Now she looks like a grandma puffed out from her prednisone use. God, getting older is a cruel, cruel thing.
Any more low impact and they would have been lying down.
That hair style is a microcosm of why Punk had to happen
hahahahahahahahahahaha
This could totaly be repackaged as Walk Like A Motherfucker and be sold at the Museum Of Unfine Art