It’s just a rock.

I wish the man a speedy recovery and no pain.

Look at what they plucked out of me:

http://www. jimgoad. net/YaBBImages/tumor. jpg

And I had a full-blown, held-down-by-six-orderlies seizure after surgery. A seizure earlier in the week is what started the tumor ball rolling.

Good news: This type of tumor is benign in 95 to 97 percent of cases. Mine was fully benign. And I know it sounds like bravado, but I feel more lucid than ever. That plum had been inside my dome for an estimated 20 years or so.

I’m still in the hospital, tied up to so many wires and needles I look like that ‘N Sync “No Strings Attached” video. I should spring loose in a couple days, just in time for my first son to be born.

wa wah. that tumour was evidently (clearly) where all the funny was coming from.. NSync no strings attached video? put ‘er back in.

it’s like that boil on richard E grant that ends up eating cunt and tinkling jingles better than that wet drip could ever dream of. anyway if you’re not going to use it, can I have the tumour cos my book about the jerking class (working class english wankers) isn’t coming along too snappy. I’m betting it tastes like scrapple and pabst. anyway don’t get infected hole head