
In the imminent wake of Whitney Houston’s imminent wake, we thought we’d repost a blast from the past. A friend was in his studio after hours making beats when Bobby Brown stumbled in
In the imminent wake of Whitney Houston’s imminent wake, we thought we’d repost a blast from the past. A friend of ours was in his studio making beats late at night in 2005 when Bobby Brown stumbled in and asked if he could “spit” on them. Bobby was working on Whitney’s record down the hall but had become bored. Our buddy realized he was about to be part of a piece of history so he agreed not to record it and quietly pressed record. Check it…
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WHITNEY AND BOBBY FIGHTING
After what sounds like a long hunt, Whitney finally discovers Bobby with our guy and she is not impressed. She says, “I need you to do something” and he eventually comes back with, “I need you!” Nice retort. He may or may not be smoking crack here. It sounds like she’s talking about a “rock” and saying “Oh, you went the whole other route, huh?” after an audible flint is struck.
This is actually the last track of the series but we put it here first because it’s the best one.
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BOBBY RAPPING AS “THE BROWN BOMBER”
This is where Bob came up with the infamous line “1,2,3,4,5,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,a,b,c,d,f,g I can go from here to there.”
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THE “I GOT A WIFE AND 4 KIDS” BALLAD
Try not to cry during this tear-jerker. He does have a wife and four kids and he don’t want you to fuck with him no more.
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MY NAME IS BOB
In this upbeat classic, Bobby Brown recognizes his own name as the palindrome it has always yearned to be.
-GAVIN McINNES




Bobby Brown: I had to dig a doodie bubble out of your butt….
Bobby Brown: That turd was too big… comin’ out her butt… and she couldn’t get it out… and I had to help her… and nothin’ worked… I had to put these fingers, right here
[extends fingers]
Bobby Brown: …
Whitney Houston: Oh my GODDDDDD!
Whitney Houston: My sisters are goin’, “That’s love! That’s love! That’s love!
[shouts]
Whitney Houston: Black love!”
Please someone post this video – I can’t find it anywhere
I love Whitney. beautiful voice, beautiful lady. I searched for the words, the thoughts to express the pain that overcame me when I heard of her passing, but nothing, NOTHING could do my feelings justice. So….
I got out some old magazine photos of the sexy bitch and beat off to them until I fell asleep. Ah, ah, ah…. sweeeet release.