Posted by
D. Eric Beckles
• 12.02.11 05:58 pm



This racist fucking menu

It wasn’t so much what he said, but more how he said it.

—PINKY

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Comments
  1. Shocktopus says:

    actually LOLing, simple but punchy as hell

  2. Broi says:

    I don’t see it. Help a retard out!

  3. AxeRules says:

    Uh, I have no idea what the joke is here.

  4. Miles says:

    Uptown salad? Talk about vague. I guess I’m not that racist. Or observant.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Vinaigrette. 3x fast. You’re welcome.

  6. Chris Duncan says:

    Pinky, you’re high and have too much money in the bank.

  7. raymes says:

    That’s some drug bender!

  8. the says:

    fuck?

  9. That's what she said, walking out the door says:

    The real tragedy there is no spaces after commas.

  10. bloodclot says:

    whats the joke?

  11. Paisley Pulfropp says:

    Preez tell us what the joke is!

  12. Shit4Brains says:

    It’s already been explained! Once more, this time with feeling:

    Vi-NIGR-ette

  13. Ke says:

    What afuckin shit post this was

  14. Paisley Pulfropp says:

    @Shit4Brains

    I still don’t get it. Vinaigrette isn’t spelled wrong on the menu and it’s pronounced “vin-uh-gret”, not “vi-nigger-et”. Is the joke really just that the word vinaigrette is on a menu (it’s on most menus) and when pronounced wrong it makes you say nigger?

  15. noparentsnorules says:

    ??

  16. Shit4Brains says:

    @ Paisley

    I believe this was Pinky’s attempt at a “post” rather than those one-line things of his that accompany those stolen half-minute video clips of his. I’m not saying it was particularly funny. In fact, it’s really an awkward stretch. I was merely pointing out that the dumb joke had already been explained on this very thread before you came along and asked for an explanation. In fact, on the one line he used here, he said it was the way the waiter said the word. Not really sure why this much explaining was needed otherwise. If you require further explanation, please see a doctor.

  17. blaahus poopus says:

    All I see is a bunch of tasty salads–but maybe I’m just hungry.

    @ Shit4Brains; I’d like to see you doing public service announcements on how to fill out tax returns. Clear, concise, and to the point.

  18. Zippy says:

    This isn’t racist as much as an indictment of the sad state of humor in this country. :)

  19. lettuce entertain you says:

    anal regret

  20. PooDrips says:

    NO JOKE HERE. SERIOUSLY, PINKY?

  21. Ur Dad Had You says:

    Check out the A Wreck Salad. When does a salad go from being a ‘salad’ to a ‘pile of meats’? Cause that thing is more meat than veg.

  22. Brian says:

    @ Anyone

    Please please explain the joke to me. There’s nothing I see that’s strange in any way. PLEASE.

  23. Brian says:

    What’s the joke?

  24. Mr.OK says:

    This is horrible Pinky.

  25. Gary says:

    Guys…guys?

  26. kittty says:

    derrick i wanna tickle your balls

  27. F says:

    You’re an idiot OR don’t post high if it makes you this stupid

  28. Anonymous says:

    I get it. “Redonion”. Funny stuff, man. Keep it up.

  29. Creepy McCreeperson says:

    I think it is supposed to be “racist” because it now has chicken and black people supposedly like chicken. That big new grilled chicken sign is like the company is screaming out, “Hey black folks we got you the chicken that y’all like to eat so much. Are you happy now? This is your thirty acres and a mule. Eat up!”

  30. ONLYMERK! says:

    it’s a Rorschach test.

  31. taco puncherface says:

    you guys will literally post anything now, won’t you?

  32. Anonymous says:

    wow, there goes a minute of my life i’ll never get back

  33. Anonymous says:

    It bugs me there are people pretending to get it, that it’s funny.


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