When you’re doling out the word “ten” you have to avoid the science of it and just try to vibe what the number is. Are there an equal number of 5s, 6s and 8s or do you only get to see a 10 once a year?
When you’re doling out the word “ten” you have to avoid the science of it and just try to vibe what the number is. Are there an equal number of 5s, 6s and 8s or do you only get to see a 10 once a year? What about her style and personality? Does that factor into the number? If you don’t know her, do you assume she has Black Flag records to boost the score or assume she only has one CD and it’s the Pulp Fiction soundtrack? Trying to define the parameters of the 1 to 10 rating system is like trying to explain love or humor to a droid. You either get it or you don’t. Sophie Loren was perhaps the greatest 10 of all time. Beatrice Dalle came next. Then there was Lucy Liu and Eva Mendez. It’s hard to say exactly why they are 10s. They just are.
Now we have this girl: Oh my fucking God. We found her while stumbling through google drunk on fashion tips and boy are we glad we crash landed here. If this is not the hottest girl ever made please supply an example of who is. Now.
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Sophie Loren was perhaps the greatest 10 of all time.
Beatrice Dalle came next.
Then there was Lucy Liu and Eva Mendez. It’s hard to say exactly why they are 10s. They just are.
I fucking love sophia loren.
the money was just resting in my account
Eva FTW.
Check this, please:
http://www.stereohell.com/door/?p=603
Alexa chung is choong
Forgot to mentions she’s English and fucking the dude from the arcti monkeys
that skinny broad is not a 10. there is no way she even comes close to the other chicks you named (well Lucy Liu, she’s not that great either)
Look at Sophia Loren. Now look at the skinny chick. Now look at Eva Mendez.
That skinny chick is ok. but she’s no 10. Maybe if she eats more than once a week and gets some thigh meat on her.
alexa chung is a smug tv presenter, she’s an idiot and thoroughly pleased with herself the whole time for boning a rockstar. her personality robs her of at least 4 points, seriously.
Eva Mendez is not a 10. A solid 9.
And of course Chung’s shagging that goon out of the Arctic Monkeys.
I just google imaged her. I don’t think she’s had a bad outfit on. Once. She’s basically perfect. So jealous.
bonerz
so this is a 10? is the scale to 20, is that the deal? do you have any understanding of perfection, ie a 10?
one of these things is not like the others. and its eva mendes.
I don’t know. I think the second girl (the skinny one) has got a big ass moon chin and the first girl has that “cat” look I hate. I’d pass on both.
theyre nice, but not that great
brigitte bardot?
Lucy Liu is a ten? What the fuck are you on Gavin? She looks like a fucking horse. Why not put up Margret Cho because she banged Quentin a bit, if we’re on a Pulp Fiction kick?
You wanna talk about Asian tens, you gotta look at chicks like Mizuho Nakamura and Misato Haga (A girl who went from umbrella girl (aka fashion model team mascot) to a team boss/race car team CEO that almost had a shot at F1). That, right there, is so fucking hot that she’s not only hot, but had the drive to break the male dominated Japanese society norms (never mind the racing world) because she loves racing cars so much. If that kind of dedication for something so cool, while looking so hot doesn’t give you a boner then I don’t know what will.
FFFFF words.
So I guess we can expect an SBTVC column and/or contributions from Alexa Chung shortly. That, or we’ll soon see ads for one of her “projects” plastered all over the SBTVC site, right alongside those for Fantagraphics Books and the Taco Truck.
That girl is a 7.
Lucy Liu is a 7.
Eva Mendes is a 9.
Beatrice Dalle is an ugly 9.
Sophia Loren is a 10.
Monica Bellucci is a 10.
Brigitte Bardot is a 10.
Get it right.
monica belucci is a 10. a perfect 10 bitches
she definately has a thing for over the knee socks. I think these days thats almost a border line deal breaker.
alexa chung could really use an extra 5 pounds.
and i like skinny girls.
meh
yeeeeeesh. i’m pretty skinny but seriously.
i want to reach out and just snap alexa’s legs. not out of jealousy, either. they’re just so skinny and breakable. it’d be like tearing celery in half, approximately that difficult.
her clothes are pretty alright though.
yall got shit taste i bitches.
*in. my keyboards full of caramello.
The browner version:
Kelis is a 7.
MIA is an 8.
Kerry Washington is an 8.
Rosario Dawson is a 9.
Nia Long is a 9.
Lisa Bonet is a 10.
Pam Grier is a 10.
I’ve met her a few times. She’s a cock.
kate moss is a stone cold ten. don’t try to deny it.
I don’t like your taste. Eva? She’s not that gorgeous if that’s what you’re going for. And she’s a slut who says dumb things. Sophie was always a diva. Lucy is obssesed with fashion and not that bright, either.
That so-called hottest girl ever isn’t that hot. At all.
if this she is a sign, be prepared to see the nastiest legs stuffed into the smallest of over the knee tights.
it may or may not be a deal breaker, but i’m getting hungry just thinking of all those sausages.
bring on the cold weather!
http://ak.static.dailymotion.com/dyn/preview/160×120/3978703.jpg
this is woman was the second greatest ten of all time… based only on her looks?
I don’t understand, man…
korean people are absolutely BAFFLED as to why westerners think lucy liu is good-looking. they actually think she’s actively ugly. you know why they don’t like her? her eyes are too chinky. fucked-up, eh? no double eye-lid, no pretty. probably about half of korean high-school and university students are going under the knife and if you haven’t and someone says you look like you have, you’re supposed to shit your pants in gratitude. the “pretty” ones, the ones both genders worship here, are invariably the most boringly cute women you’ve ever seen. sorry to spoil what is otherwise a very awesome forum on 10s. by the way, i see at least one a day in seoul. i don’t even have an asian thing. there are just way more beauties here.
kate moss has a wacky face. alexa chung is probably the most annoying women ever created. They are all far better looking than me though.
Alexa Chung is far from a ten. She’s a 7. Maybe.
she looks disgusting in the first and second picture
Bloody heck you need to come to England more often … I assumed you already knew about Alexa Chung. She is the human summary of all English teenage girls. SLOW.
You guys all seem to be having trouble with the rating system which means that you need to re-read the first paragraph. That said, the scale becomes a lot less unwieldy if you eliminate the 10 (without regarding 9 as the new maximum). An interesting question is: is the difference between a 7 and an 8 the same as the difference between a 9 and a 10?
You know, I hate all this Maxim shit but the 1 to 10 rating system is a bit like the Wilcoxon signed rank test. Its good enough to get your point across without going off on a tangent, but isn’t really useful if you wanted to do an in depth study of chicks like, say, samantha Morton?
LUCY LIU-6 ALEXA CHUNG-7, cmon gavin, i’ve seen waaaaaaay hotter asian women than lucy liu. Rinko Kikuchi? Maria Ozawa?
Samantha Morton is an 8. Sometimes, she’s a 9.
HEY WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE THINK OF ALL THIS? and your daughter?
chloe sevigny is a 10
chloe sevigny is so pretty. i could stare at her all day. but boring? and a shite actor? holy god, only a face like hers could dupe so many people into treating her like talent.
I agree…Monica Belluci is a 10…check this link to see her in “action”….hot hot hot.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/85808/Monica-Bellucci-Rape-Scene.html
I saw Alexa the other day. She was wearing a fake vintage Iron Maiden shirt. Surely that brings her down a point?
Shame shes got a voice like a mini cooper back firing.
Isn’t Kim-T-B total bff with Alexa Chung though? And doesn’t KTB write for this site?
I don’t know, but I think you take it up the butt for this site.
well sure, but that doesn’t answer my question.
http://www.geocities.com/claudiacardinale3/
bellucci is a fucking boring cunt talking shit with a silly accent and thinking she’s got it all. screw her. i thought personnality was a factor? any frenchy could tell you she has thin air between the ears.
Chloe Sevigny is attractive, but I think it’s a stretch to say her face is getting people to treat her like talent. Hollywood would never accept someone who looked like Sevigny and couldn’t act, or wasn’t interesting in some way.
blag flag?
I totally agree with Alexa being a 10. I don’t wanna but I do. My sweet Jesus Crimes, she can’t get no better, even her shitty foghorn London quack-voice gives her one up on the French girl I fucked with all her ‘oui, oui’ all over me.
Kate Moss is 1 gene away from being a MONG.(check the old school reference)
Ava Garner
Dead but hot
nicest girl ever: REON KADENA
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When it comes to White women, anything tanner than creamed coffee (there’s NO sexual entendre) usually turns me off. Big time. If the woman in question is caucasian, she better look WHITE. Colored eyes are also a plus, but light brown is okay.
Same with Asians. The fairer they are; the better in my book. That’s why I like the Japanese. I’m talking royal pallor. NO GANGURO TRASH!
Now with Blacks, it’s quite the opposite. The darker the ebony, the better.
I liked the first chick…when I found out the latter portion of “talent.”
Eva Mendez? No quiero, puta!
Eva Mendes? Disgusting. Chubby 40-year-old Mexicans aren’t that hard to find. What a bunch of fags you are.
a stone cold ten is Shakira. watch her as a blonde in the Illegal video.
roner: “i’d pass on both.”
oh man. priceless. that response is as contrived as Rinko Kikuchi is hot.
lucy liu is WAYYY better than the rest of these gals.
only 1 deserving a 10 here
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