Playing around with high grade pharmaceutical amphetamines and taking stabs at things is a certainly a no-no.
Playing around with high grade pharmaceutical amphetamines and taking stabs at things is a certainly a no-no. And when it’s Halloween (soon approaching) and you know snotty nosed kids are soon to be lurking around with their vision-flawed masks on without parental supervision who are practically begging for candy. This is the time to play.
“Trick or Treat” is the keywords I typed in when a friend asked me to look for pumpkin carving ideas to sport a gay old time slicing and dicing at the annual happy (boring), carving party… FUCK. I found the puking pumpkin, which is apparently the new rave; while this is creative and new (?) I found it too goddamn simple. Give me a challenge, give me no rules, no guidelines, and this year give me some high grade amphetamine, then we’ll see what this cobbler turns into. Just a little old fashioned pie making session with a knife and a vegetable, or is it a fruit? Who cares!
This was last year’s result of sobriety that I made. I let em rot a little and colored his face, as you can see I didn’t put enough time into the little fucker. Here he is with a flashlight pointed at his temple and a candle shoved down his throat.
No, not this year, lets see what a knife, the central nervous system, and a steady hand with a few induced twitches brought on by spasm can bring to this gayest of American tradition.
So it took me 2 hours to complete my pumpkin,
2 hours to complete, and it doesn’t even look like shit. I messed up a little bit too. I carved the nose to big, so it has a reversible eye and nose that I can exchange in place for one another. So it looks like shit right!?
Mr. O-Lantern here looks a lot better with a candle stick in his ass, don’t he?
Here’s the eye and nose piece exchanged from a different angle.
So I leave it to you, before you go out and your ego collides with the garb you’re so stressed to attest too. Which Jack is better, the geeked one, the sober one, the Ripper, or the one of all trades? Either way you cut it, have fun out there and have a Happy Halloween.
Puking pumpkin better than all of those, bro.
http://www.myomancy.com/2007/05/vyvanse_what_yo
“As Vyvanse only acts as a stimulant once it is broken down by the stomach you cannot get a high from grinding it up and snorting it.”
weak sauce
thats pretty good
i’m flattered to have been such an inspiration around here.
but 4 realz
wtf
i just carved my pumpkin as my addy xr began tapering off, like, 10 minutes ago. no joke! and then i stumble upon this article! spooky.
i think your interchangeable facial features are a rather clever innovation.
i contemplated leaving the knife stuck in the top of mine, then rigging it with the inner workings from a miniature tabletop fountain so that the wound could spew forth a terrifying stream of faux blood, until i realized that costume blood is hella way more viscous than water and would almost certainly clog my pumpkin’s makeshift circulatory system.
and while that could result in a hilarious, cheetah-girls-costume-ruining, surprise gusher/explosion of an aneurism, i decided to take a more minimalistic approach and just steal the motherfucking nirvana smiley logo (or the acid house smiley, depending on the breadth of your knowledge of cultural references. it’s basically the exact same design. FUCK! references. yuck!! who needs em.) you know, the one where the eyes are Xs and the mouth is just a squiggly line?
uuuuuuuunnnnggggghhhhhhh i am SO glad those addies wore off just as i finished carving it cuz even though it helps me keep a sense of consistency in the attention-span department, taking that shit every day can get pret-tee exhausting sometimes and let me tell you, i am pooped!
is there any way to download them there pills?
i think you can get drinks at facebook but it’s full of cunts so i tend to avoid it.
Y’know, I knew I forgot something.